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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 3, 1960
Location: Hillsdale, Wyoming
Time: 8:17 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Dan: *Looks at Pete* Can I ask te something?
Pete: What?
Dan: What does it take to be an engineer on this line?
Pete: te gotta go through training for a week, and start off working in the train yard.
Dan: I hate S.L.U.T. They don't pay me enough money, but they trust me to hold on to all of their documents.
Pete: That doesn't make much sense.

Two hours later, Dan met up with Putnam, and Amanda after their inspection on the line.

Amanda: My journey was god awful.
Mirage: What? Just for the two red signals we had to stop at?
Amanda; And te went too fast on a turn.
Mirage: Okay, two minor things, but the trip was still smooth, and we made it to our destination on time.
Putnam: My ride to Laramie was bad. So bad, te should change the name of that city to Laralame.
Pete: The way te changed that city's name was lame.
Dan: I enjoyed my ride to North Platte.
Amanda: What did te say?
Dan: I enjoyed it.
Amanda: You're not supposed to say that!
Putnam: If te put in a good segnala on this railway, it won't go out of business.
Stylo: You're giving us bad reports on purpose?!
Putnam: Duh, we've been doing it with half of the railroads in Equestria.
Dan: They're trying to get all railroads bankrupt so più ponies rely on cars, and airplanes. Now, I'm no longer part of that.
Amanda: te can't quit!!
Dan: Can, and did.
Putnam: te don't realize what you're doing.
Amanda: te jerk off. We'll get back at te for this!
Dan: I have a feeling te won't.

Putnam left with Amanda.

Dan: *Looking at the notes, and documents Amanda, and Putnam gave to him* It's a shame they rely on me too much.
Pete: Now they can't make any reports on us.
Dan: That's right.

After that, Dan joined the Union Pacific, and became an engineer.

The End

On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails

A gangster with a sniper fucile causes havoc in the yards.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The cerca For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see te now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are te going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the anno 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell te that. Are te ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the anno 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place te have here.
P: Thank te Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...
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Spike:Ugh,another birra I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give te them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arcobaleno as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police pony 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here da train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police pony 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police pony 36: I'll notify him, and te must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police pony 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth pony with arancia, arancio hooves. He was pulling over a pony in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arcobaleno as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a coltello like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock bacheca behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your giorno to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth pony with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will te ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded da huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how te keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed da the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do te want from me?
Trixie:I want te to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But te can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now te are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is più weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't te dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are te going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with te again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need te anymore.You know what?I didn't needed te at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am da your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
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 The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e Leggere this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. te don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case o my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and solano, nightshade in his fan fiction! It's insanely rude, and if te don't like it, don't commento on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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Source: Don't know, but it's not mine.
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Source: LavosVsBahamut On deviantart
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