On The Block Episode 24 Part 1 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The titolo of this articolo clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad Film for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Audience: *Laughing*

Unfrozen

Starring

Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven

Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Elsa this Queen of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: te know what te should do?
Blaire: What?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: te are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do te want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Laura: I'm going to kill te if te get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*

Meanwhile outside of the castle.

Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Narrator: NO!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is recitazione strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did te see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.

Inside Elsa's room.

Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to unisciti this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, o Unfriended ever again. The End.
Audience: *Clapping*

On the successivo part of this episode.

Double Scoop teaches us things.

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see te again
Con: Fenix, te can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least te have one.
Fenix: So what do te want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get te there

6 minuti later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what te want to do is cut the rope right when te hit the water....

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss te around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen te in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: te don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...

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Dashing & Daring: Londra Burnouts part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

London race track

There would be four races in London. arcobaleno Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That arcobaleno mare is going down.
Russian pony87: te sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: te can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do te mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Thomas' Flam Special

All four of our Heroes we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do te have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take te on at the raceway if te want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: te ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. te two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* te in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where arcobaleno Dash comes in. te hear me Dash?
Rainbow...

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The Adventures of Bayonetta 2

posted by mariofan14

It was a rainy giorno in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy giorno because they thought they would be afflicted da a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This pony was making its way towards Sweet mela, apple Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the pony knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for mela, apple Bloom," the...

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License To Murder part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If te don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...

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The New Era... PART 13

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta te near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - fuoco fuoco *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... te ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was fuoco everywhere... they was knocked on 5 minuti and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...

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License To Murder part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the stella, star wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: ciao look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh te from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are te doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did te do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: te sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other missile carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's sposta up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...

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The New Era... PART 10

posted by SomeoneButNoone

5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... te live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what te want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... te suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: ciao isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want te in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did te do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my letto room window....

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a regular giorno in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What te might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would te like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell te what. te make this barca go faster, and I'll pay te for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...

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my future as fan fic writer fuoco dash:

posted by jordy-dash2

hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no fuoco dash: series D; im cuore broken as im Scrivere this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if te ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The three ponies went for a walk toward a sciare, sci resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed da here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: o not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello te two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: te need all the help te can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...