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It was a beautiful giorno in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to mostra te the real intro for this fanfic.

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San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the baia Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby

Mexicans: *Turn their car to the right as they get off the baia Bridge*

Grand Theft Ponies 3

Starring Gordon Suite
Case Cracker
Jim Braddock
Sam Phillips
Michael
And introducing Izzy Gomez and his gang of Mexicans

The song fades away as everything dissolves to Mane Ashbury. Our main characters are in the pizzeria celebrating Gordon's birthday.

Jim: Happy birthday Gordon.
Sam: Blow out the candles before this place gets set on fire.
Gordon: *Blows out candles* Okay, now get me my presents.
Jim: Case, te start with yours.
Case Cracker: Here it is. *gives him a brown box with his gift inside* I got it online, a new website had it.
Gordon: Cool. *Opens box* Hey, this is awesome. All three Lethal Weapon Film on VHS. Thanks Case.
Sam: Don't forget to invite us to your place when te watch them.
Gordon: Don't worry. I'll even have popcorn for te guys.
Mexican Pony: *Walks into building* I have a birthday gift for you.
Gordon: Who is this-
Mexican Pony: *Shoots Gordon then runs away*
Gordon: Ah! *His blood ends up on the birthday gift Case cracker got him. He falls on the floor*
Jim: Son of a bitch. Get that Mexican! Sam, go with him.
Sam: Come on, we'll take my Vette.
Case Cracker: Damn! Hang in there Gordon. *runs to drive Sam's Vette*
Mexican Pony: *Gets in car*
Mexican pony 467: Is it done?
Mexican Pony: Si senor. That arancia, arancio unicorn is going to die.
Mexican pony 467: Excelente. *Drives away*
Sam: There they go. They're driving a black Decade. *Gets in car* And be careful with this car.
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure. *hits the accelerator, adjusting the speed as they get on the road*
Mexican pony 467: Who are those two?
Mexican Pony: I don't know, Friends of that pony te wanted me to kill? Lose them.
Mexican pony 467: *Turns left on Baker Street*
Mexican Pony: Head towards Fisherstallion's wharf. We'll lose them on the cable car lines.
Case Cracker: *Decelerates somewhat along the turn, knocking his gun to the cars floor. Still seeing and tailing the Mexican Pony's car*
Mexican pony 467: *Turns right*
Case Cracker: *Skids in the turn but regains control soon enough* Shoot them to slow them down man.
Sam: *Rolling down his window*
Mexican pony 467: *Driving on a strada, via with train tracks*
Mexican Pony: Why do these tracks have three rails?
Mexican pony 467: That middle rail is where the cable is. This is the cable car line.
Sam: *Shoots back window*
Mexican Pony: *Shoots gun out of Sam's hoof*
Sam: Whoops.
Case Cracker: *Dodges an oncoming car, straying from the Mexican Pony*
Mexican pony 467: *Turns left*
Mexican Pony: *Looking behind them*
Sam: *Showing a picture of the middle finger*
Mexican Pony: *Staring at picture, then looks forward*
Mexican pony 467: *Driving downhill*
Case Cracker: *Speeds up*
Sam: Come on, we're losing them.
Mexican pony 467: *Going downhill*
Cable Car Pony: *Ringing bell*
Mexican pony 467: *Turns right*
Case Cracker: *Makes a sharp right, hitting a parked car with the side-mirror*
Sam: Oh shit. Well, at least te didn't hit the cable car.
Mexican pony 467: *Spins out, then flips his car onto the roof*
Case Cracker: There they go! *Slows the car* Get me my pistol. *motions with his head that it's on Sam's side of the floor of the Vette*
Sam: *Gives Case his pistol* I don't think they survived that.
Case Cracker: *Gets closer and stops the car* Ugh. Looks like your right.
Sam: If we find più Mexicans like them, we better find out who they're working for.
Case Cracker: Yeah if we do. Better leave before the cops bring this down on us. *Drives away*

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