Eggman was getting two portals set up. One was in the sky, for the airplanes, and the other one was for the tanks.

Nazi: Everything is ready mien fuhrer.
Eggman: *Scowls at the Nazi* What did I just say?
Nazi: Sorry! Everything is ready doctor.
Eggman: Get those panzers rolling, and get the airplanes started. Bomb the shit out of everything!!
Nazis: *Starting their planes, and fly out of the base, heading towards the portal*
Wind: *Still in arcobaleno Dash's car* How far away is it? I'm bored.
arcobaleno Dash: Here. *Gives Wind her cell phone* Take this, I got a few apps te might enjoy.
Wind: *Looks at the phone* Let's see what Chrome does. *Goes on the internet* Twilight has my teleporter. What are we going to do about it?
arcobaleno Dash: If te want to teleport places, my boyfriend Sean can help te out. Just ask him when we get to my place.
Wind: *Looking at the phone* I typed in your name, and there's something that says rule 34. What is that?
arcobaleno Dash: *Snickers* te gotta find out for yourself.
Wind: *Looks at the rule 34 pics of arcobaleno Dash* OH FUCK NO!!! TAKE IT BACK!!! *Gives arcobaleno Dash her phone back*
arcobaleno Dash: *Laughing*
Wind: It's not funny. People are insulting you.
arcobaleno Dash: Ah, I don't care. They don't know what I look like in real life. *Sees a portal open in front of her* Oh shit!! *Swerves to the right*
Sean: What is that?
Nazis: *Arriving in tanks*
Sean: Eggman sent più soldiers in tanks!! *Drives left* Dash, use your grenade launchers!
arcobaleno Dash: *Turns her car around, and shoots four grenades at a tank*

One tank explodes, and it blocks the portal.

Sean: Nice. There's only three left. Let's get out of here before they crush us. *Floors it*
arcobaleno Dash: *Follows Sean*
Wind: Where are we going?
arcobaleno Dash: Somewhere where they can't get a good view of us.
Sean: This should be good enough. *Stops his car*
arcobaleno Dash: *Turns her car around so the grenade launchers are facing the tanks*
Sean: *Launches a remote controlled missile* I'm going for the tank that's further away. te take out the other two.
arcobaleno Dash: I'm on it. *Launches four grenades*
Sean: *Hits the 3rd tank with his missile* Kill confirmed.
arcobaleno Dash: *Watches the 1st tank blow up* That secondo tank is stuck.

It couldn't go around. It was stuck between the first, and third tank.

Nazi: Damnt! How do I take out those bastards?
Sean: Allow me. *Launches another missile*
Nazi: *Sees the missile coming towards him* Ah!! *Dies*
Wind: ..........................I take back everything I said. That, was, AWESOME!! te guys have bad culo weapons, that I wish we had back at Hyrule. All of our weapons are crap compared to what te two have!
arcobaleno Dash: Glad to hear that.
Sean: *Hearing airplanes* Sounds like Eggman got some bombers in here as well.
arcobaleno Dash: We better hurry to my place, and call Celestia. *Drives*
Sean: *Follows*

2 B Continued