Darkness part 7 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

-2 years before-

Darkness - *sits on bed* hmm...
Demon - What little pony can't handle missions to kill other Ponies?
Darkness - that's not it...
Blackshadow - give him a break.
Demon - Shut up! Also te should address me as master.
Blackshadow - I'm not you're maid I'm you're fiancé... And I don't want to-
Demon - cut this crap! *slaps her* hehe... You're mine...
Demon King - can te take it like that Darkness...
Darkness - ...
Demon King - *gives dagger* te chose... *leave room*
Demon - Yea kill yourself because te drag us dow- ugh...
Darkness - *have dagger in his body* I don't follow orders *slices neck* ... *looks on BlackShadow* sorry...
Blackshadow - I didn't cared about that asshole...
Darkness - ... K the
Blackshadow - what te trying to do... Why te joined us...
Darkness - I'm on exile...
Blackshadow - why te joined someone who kill your family...
Darkness - do I know *going to bed* let me sleep...
Blackshadow - *walks up to his bed* what is it tell me.
Darkness - ...
Blackshadow - Great... Stay mute...
Darkness - tell me what is friendship... Love... And all those feelings...
Blackshadow - I... Can't explain them...
Darkness - who is my friend who is enemy.
Blackshadow - I know Im your friend...
Darkness - ...
Blackshadow - ...
Darkness - we know ea h other for 2 years...
Blackshadow - what do te insist...
Darkness - let's run away...
Blackshadow - what...
Darkness - I don't want to live here...
Blackshadow - neither do I...
Darkness - same as lab eh...
Blackshadow - do te remember the day...
Darkness - in the garden... We were stupid...
Blackshadow - "when I grow up we gonna get married" I still remember...
Darkness - Still... Ponies treated te like trash...
Blackshadow - te were only pony that liked me...
Darkness - ....
Blackshadow - Do te still feel the same... About marriage...
Darkness - I don't know what I feel... But I want to protect you.
Blackshadow - *sigh* *whispers to self* I hope te once will tell me the words...

-1 anno later-

Blackshadow - you're leaving?
Darkness - indeed...
Blackshadow - why...
Darkness - Its time to end this war...
Blackshadow - don't leave me...
Darkness - Who detto I am...
Blackshadow - huh?
Darkness - I will need your help...

-present time-

Lightning - I never knew te had someone that close...
Bluewave - I feel Amore in the air!
Lightning - Hehehe... At least now I know te weren't alone this whole time...
Darkness - I think I am too but I can't say that is love.
Blackshadow - *sigh*
Whiteheart - I can see it... *grab sword*
Lightning - I think so to- WAIT!
Whiteheart - *stabs Darkness from behind*
Darkness - w...why...
Whiteheart - te killed my family... So this is vengeance...
Darkness - *falls on ground*
Lightning - DAMNIT!
Blackshadow - NOOO! *falls on knees* no... no... nononono... *grabs her scythe* ... You're... Going to die with him...
Whiteheart - huh...
Blackshadow - *prepares to attack*
Darkness *grabs her hoof* stop...
Blackshadow - But...
Darkness - I deserve to die here...
Bluewave - *slams on table* No... We are comrades... I never believed te would do something like that Whiteheart... I believe te *takes medic pack* hang on...
Blackshadow - I'll try to use magic!
Whiteheart - I-
Lightning - leave... Please... I'll. Comfort stuff...
Whiteheart - *leaves tent* what... Did I... Why did I...

T.B.C

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On The Block Episode 24 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostra wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay....

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: te know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in arcobaleno Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't te just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? te didn't really have to carry me....

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Source: facebook, deviantart

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Saten twist season 2 episode 3... Part 5

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why te should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all te did was mostra up, sit down, and say "that's why te should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give te twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told te my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.

CHiPs Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Arthur Grossman

At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was mostrare everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did te get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the strada, via from the train station. I Amore this thing.
Frank: te better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see te hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 1

posted by Canada24

Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one più time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' più to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be più to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And arcobaleno Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rainbow Dash's car

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arcobaleno Dash, and we were going to sposta into a very nice house da a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What te really want...

Saten Twist Adventures: Season 2 episode 1... PART 3

posted by Canada24

(Not much, but just a small something to keep te guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)

Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were te successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten detto from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and loading it with a real Arrow and detto "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten detto and pointed the crossbow...

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posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask te something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do te know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored da Jacques Duquesne, aka The...

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Sweetie Belle)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was dato powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Pinkie Pie)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 6: Wolverine

Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*

Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!

Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?

Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.

Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!

Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.

Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!

Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Fluttershy)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices Angel Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands Angel Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the secondo form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma raggio, ray bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring arcobaleno Dash)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits successivo to me* What are te reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do te say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped da Communists, and almost died da a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Twilight Sparkle)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: te don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can te tell me più about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...

My review: Cheerliee the Jigsaw wannabe..

posted by Canada24

Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.

It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.

Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).

But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw Film (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).

She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her più like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.

Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.

Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.

And stay tuned for più of my latest story..

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: ciao everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are te doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would te tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...

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papillon Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.

Previously, papillon fought another prisoner who was attempting to attack Louis. When the fight ended, papillon spent twelve hours laying on a floor near the engine room. All four of his hooves were cuffed, and chained together, and he was on his stomach. At least he was still able to have his bread, and water.

By the time the guards set him free, the barca got close to Devil's Island, the new prison camp that Papillon, and the other prisoners would go to.

Frank: There it is.
Johnny: Devil's Island.
Papillon: Is there anyway to escape?
Louis: Not that I know of.
Frank: There is a way to escape,...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
Tom: più ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands successivo to...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.

Master Sword: te told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as te don't play as the person that created you, te can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do te want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked da that Warner Brothers...

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV mostra they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...