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posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed da Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, o not.

My Little Pony: Zombies

Pinkie Pie: *Putting a new casette into her radio*

Episode 1: My Unconventional Allies

Pinkie Pie: Entry 749021!!!! Perhaps this station will hold the keys to the real goals of group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me, but I digress. Who would have thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many stations does this group have? Where did that little filly disappear to? Only time will tell us in this, theater of the damned! *Making static noises*

***

Pinkie Pie: Entry 749022. Ignore everything I detto in entry 749021. It's all lies. Or, at least the 2nd half is.

***

Pinkie Pie: Entry 749023. I'm having too much fun with this, even if I only made 4 entries, and not over 700,000 of them. That would be too much work!

arcobaleno Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle teleported into Kino Der Toten. They each had 500 points, an M1911 pistol, and a knife.

Pinkie Pie: *Running upstairs to a barrier* There's no power. How suspicious.... o OBVIOUS!!
Applejack: *Goes to the barrier below the floor that Pinkie Pie is on, and finds part of the meteor* Oh I found a rock. Great.
Twilight Sparkle: *Goes to the barrier near the Quick Revive, and throws a grenade, killing two zombies* I take great preasure in ending you!
arcobaleno Dash: *Stabs a zombie with her knife*
Applejack: *Stabs two zombies* Die te filthy creature.
Twilight: *Throws a grenade at a zombie, and kills it*

Round 1 is over.

Score

arcobaleno Dash: 630
Applejack: 760
Pinkie Pie: 500
Twilight Sparkle: 860

Kill count

arcobaleno Dash: 1
Applejack: 2
Pinkie Pie: 0
Twilight Sparkle: 3

Round 2 is beginning.

Pinkie Pie: *Goes to the M14, and buys it. She struggles to carry it* This is just so heavy.
arcobaleno Dash: *Buys the Olympia* No più nice pony bone jaws. I'm gonna kick your ass.
Applejack: *Runs to the Olympia, and buys it* A shotgun. Now I just need a shot blast. Hehe.
arcobaleno Dash: Sorry Applejack, that wasn't funny. *Shoots a zombie*
Applejack: *Runs back to her barrier, and shoots two zombies* I just killed a million zombies. Why is no one helping?
Pinkie Pie: *Blows the head off of a zombie* Yes. Ya, ya! DIE!!!!!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Buys the Olympia* I wirr end their suffering. *Runs back to her barrier*
arcobaleno Dash: *Shoots another zombie, and reloads*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* You'll all kneel before the empire!
Applejack: *Shoots another zombie*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with one bullet*
arcobaleno Dash: *Shoots two zombies, then switches to her M1911. She shoots a zombie three times, and then stabs it, which kills it*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of another zombie* Ah, te must be punished. You're dirty! Dirty!
arcobaleno Dash: *Reloading the Olympia, and shoots another zombie* Meet arcobaleno Dash! You're worst nightmare!
Applejack: *Shoots another zombie*

Round 2 is over.

Score

arcobaleno Dash: 510
Applejack: 500
Pinkie Pie: 450
Twilight Sparkle: 520

Kill count

arcobaleno Dash: 7
Applejack: 6
Pinkie Pie: 4 (4 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 6

Round 3 will start in the successivo part
added by windwakerguy430
Everyone in the pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's mostra them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* te sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, te killed five of the guards, and te don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting successivo to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: te ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're te doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of fieno from you? I forgot to stock up on Cibo for Angel, and te do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I Amore to drink me some birra and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I Amore my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock o rap?

I just hate country music, and if te like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and rocchetto, ruota dentata back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, te got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need te to get over to baia Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the baia Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
successivo morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants te to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. te could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case cracker behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* te told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it o not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are te going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get te anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight minuti later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arcobaleno as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked da all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fan label Iron Will as a...
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#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the lista anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what te gonna say.
You...
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posted by Canada24
AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means te guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from cupcakes - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, Facebook
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof da behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten detto nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave te alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad te to know te actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten detto a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. te wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten detto excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..