"You guys are in serious shit"
SomeoneButNoone presents.
"Getting fucked da those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."
The new main project of Fan-fictions.
"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but ciao I won't give te any"
The Heist.
"You will have to do it yourself."
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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so te can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are te helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel te will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - mostra yourself and stop using radio te are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still superiore, in alto wanted and I don't want to mostra myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Suits ammo and orther things te need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. te will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where te want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.
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On road
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FI - So let's brief te in. te are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of oro recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of te will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main volta, vault and get inside, in volta, vault explode the titanium volta, vault and get the gold, anything else te are getting for yourself if te want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.
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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone sposta o we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them te can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
pony - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minuti later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your culo speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, te and te with kid go with me *goes to volta, vault hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters volta, vault and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told te small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the furgone, van come on!
FI - Nice te go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...
T.B.C
SomeoneButNoone presents.
"Getting fucked da those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."
The new main project of Fan-fictions.
"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but ciao I won't give te any"
The Heist.
"You will have to do it yourself."
---
Old Warehouse
---
??? - And so te can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are te helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel te will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - mostra yourself and stop using radio te are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still superiore, in alto wanted and I don't want to mostra myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Suits ammo and orther things te need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. te will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where te want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.
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On road
---
FI - So let's brief te in. te are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of oro recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of te will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main volta, vault and get inside, in volta, vault explode the titanium volta, vault and get the gold, anything else te are getting for yourself if te want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.
---
Ponyville Bank
Action - start
---
*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone sposta o we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them te can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
pony - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minuti later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your culo speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, te and te with kid go with me *goes to volta, vault hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters volta, vault and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told te small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the furgone, van come on!
FI - Nice te go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...
T.B.C
Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, o I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: te know.. Maybe te and I could be the successivo to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, o I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: te know.. Maybe te and I could be the successivo to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
