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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked da those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but ciao I won't give te any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so te can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are te helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel te will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - mostra yourself and stop using radio te are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still superiore, in alto wanted and I don't want to mostra myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Suits ammo and orther things te need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. te will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where te want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief te in. te are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of oro recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of te will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main volta, vault and get inside, in volta, vault explode the titanium volta, vault and get the gold, anything else te are getting for yourself if te want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone sposta o we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them te can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
pony - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minuti later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your culo speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, te and te with kid go with me *goes to volta, vault hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters volta, vault and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told te small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the furgone, van come on!
FI - Nice te go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: Rightful Owners
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posted by KendiKens
It was a lonley and scary day,as arcobaleno Dash would call it later.Let me tell te a story:
-Yes,princess,-said arcobaleno Dash.
-Rainbow Dash,as my loyal warrior,I need te now più than ever!
-What is it princess Celestia?
-It is a great warrior,witch treated me in the past.It's WarriorFire!I want te to stop him!He is hiding somewhere in the sky!My guards aren't finding him anywhere!That is what i called you!He is very dangerous!You may go now,you just need to go to princess Twilight Sparkle and she will give te the things te need for this trip.Good luck!
Rainbow Dash thinks:''What am I going to...
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if it true that te can have two ponies with same cutie mark it seem there poines in this shows with the same cutie mark if not then this blue blond hair pony is doctor whooves o it was just a error the animeator made.this is a real clip from the ep at the gala
During the song, fluttershy face this pony with an ora glass as a cutie mark,doctor whooves has the same mark.
also there are other ponies there with the same cutie mark like the the prince that raity wanted to be with and the two colts blue and gray one that are welcoming raity when she about to sing her part in the song,or it just they got to lazy to draw new cutie marks for them
o there a chance that siblings can have the same cutie mark.........just kidding i dont know but maybe
posted by StarWarsFan7
Applejack is a reliable and hard-working pony, although headstrong about doing things on her own. She tackles the annual mela, apple harvest all da herself while her brother Big Macintosh recovers from an injury in Applebuck Season. Big Mac calmly expresses concerns over her intention to harvest hundreds of mela, apple trees da herself, but applejack snaps at him and his "fancy mathematics", and decides to try it anyway, while still making time to help out her Friends at various tasks.

After she diverts a stampede that was headed to Ponyville, the townsfolk hold a ceremony in her honor, where her close...
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added by SomeoneButNoone
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added by MoonlitTerror
Source: mycaro
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything te guys wanna wishful?

Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.

The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.

Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?



Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)

Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.




Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..

Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.



Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving te people the bird.

Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!

Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.






END OF EPISODE 2:

I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..

But who knows. He probably isn't..
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
Notes: My Little pony is owned da Hasbro and created da Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that te enjoy and comment.

Twilight Sparkle, Spike, and Starlight Glimmer hanged out with Rarity. Rarity gave Twilight Sparkle some fancy capes that she designed for Twilight to wear at fancy events. Starlight Glimmer noticed that Spike kept staring at Rarity and drooling. Rarity oddly didn't notice that.

Twilight detto "Thanks Rarity. These outfits will be shown off at the successivo Grand Galloping Galla."

Rarity detto "I look inoltrare, avanti to that. I hope that Trenderhoof...
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Source: Me, since I used pony Creator Full Version for her pose, and drew and colored her kart in Photoshop.
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Smoky Joe
Smoky Joe
Pinkie Pie was with Twilight Sparkle standing in front of Carousel Botique.

Twilight: It's a shame that happened to arcobaleno Dash.
Pinkie Pie: Now who's going to do her job?
Celestia: *Falls down from the sky*

Song: link

Twilight: *Nervous* Uh,, hi Princess?
Celestia: *Drunk* Hello Twilight!!! *Looks at her mane* it's moving da itself, that's creepy!
Pinkie Pie: Celestia, did te get intoxicated again?
Celestia: What? Pinkie shame on you. *Moves inoltrare, avanti without moving a single part of her body* Whoa! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, over here Princess.
Celestia: *Turns around* Of course te are. Okay,...
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Saten: There we are my dear..

Twilight: te sure this the right house?

Saten: Only one way to find out (knocks on the front door).

Spike: Uh, it's not too late to forget I opened my big mouth.

Twilight: No, Spike, I'm glad te opened your big mouth. These ponies have probably been suffering ever since I left. Wondering why their supposed friend would treat them so badly!

Saten: (looking bored) Sure, whatever..

Twilight: Minuette?

Minuette: Twilight Sparkle!.. (laughs cutely) te old so-and-so! What are te doing here?! Hey, Spike!...

Saten: (in head) Oh god, she's hotter than I remember.

Saten: What...
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