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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

arcobaleno Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Friends coming to unisciti the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* te see what happens when te touch Applejack?
arcobaleno Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the teleporter*
Zombie: *Dies from the electricity*

They were teleported into the film room, where the camera played the movie for the ponies to see in the theater.

The four of them saw a bag where they could buy più grenades, so they used all four of their grenades on the zombies, and bought more. Just then, the teleporter started to bring them back to where they were in the first round.

arcobaleno Dash: *Shoots the heads off of three zombies* You're buried for good now!
Applejack: *Shoots two zombies* Die te filthy creature.
Pinkie Pie: Excellent shooting Applejack. Perhaps aim at Dashie successivo time. *Shooting più zombies with her MP40. Their heads get shot off* Oh, it smells so wunderbar!!
Twilight: *Shooting più zombies as she goes up the stairs*
arcobaleno Dash: There's too many of them. Let's follow Twilight. *Follows Twilight*
Twilight: *Looking at the picture of arcobaleno Dash* A picture, of the ugry pegasus.
arcobaleno Dash: *Passing Twilight* Come on Twilight, the zombies are coming!!
Applejack: *Running with Pinkie Pie, letting her pass, as she turns on an electric trap* That oughta protect our worthless princess. *Runs off*
Twilight: *Looking at the picture of the pony covered entirely in black* Ha, maybe what once was, is no more, but sharr be again. *Moves onto Applejack's picture* She's so drunk, that I can smerr her breath, through this portrait. *Moves onto Pinkie Pie's picture* Honor to the doctor... What am I saying? Pinkie's no doctor.

Meanwhile

Pinkie Pie: *Still running with Applejack, and arcobaleno Dash as she shoots the head off of a zombie* The doctor says, DIE!!!!!
Applejack: When did she become a doctor?
arcobaleno Dash: *Shrugs, and shoots two zombies*
Twilight: *Looks at a picture of herself* This is a picture of a great warrior!

The trap behind her turned off, and two zombies appeared.

Twilight: *Shoots the heads off of both zombies. One of them drops a hammer, so she picks it up*
Sweetie Belle: Carpenter.

Every barrier was being repaired.

Twilight: That wirr hord them out for a while.

Round 7 is over.

Score

arcobaleno Dash: 1650
Applejack: 1550
Pinkie Pie: 2080
Twilight Sparkle: 1160

Kill count

arcobaleno Dash: 69 (8 head shots)
Applejack: 51 (2 revives) (4 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 51 (2 revives) (41 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 45 (5 head shots) (Downed 4 times)

Round 8 will start in the successivo part
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped da the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded da other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell te the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong giorno mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did te hear in the office when te tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but te changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, te caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, te know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time te even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got te that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? te seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to data her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* te tell her what te think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, te already detto that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minuti later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their successivo assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* te cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger detto he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He detto te were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with te now, but if te keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have te fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, o chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Moto on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle successivo to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular giorno at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minuti of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing più tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: te wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask te a question. What do te know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are te asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* arcobaleno Dash detto there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious giorno for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little pony version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to cerca for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars te could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when arcobaleno Dash, and her Friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond Cani arrived, they ha rubato, stola the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the spiaggia with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and te unicorni can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever ha rubato, stola our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what te wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, o a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H ciao Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk o something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Amore te Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arcobaleno Dash, Rarity, and applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: te didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, te see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
successivo morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings campana, bell on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis da helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...
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