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Fluttershy: All servants of Queen Chrysalis found in these woods must be... destroyed!

Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!

Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!

Spike: [belches]

Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..

Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!

Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.

Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.

Twilight: (shushes him)

Saten: (groans annoyedly)

Twilight: Zecora! Please, te have to listen.

Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.

Pinkie: What does it mean?

Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.

Twilight: I think I can explain.

Zecora: I'm sure te can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!

Saten: te mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?

Twilight: Is that any girl that te DON'T find hot!?

Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe

Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.

Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my Friends and I stopped her.

Zecora: Those Friends as te know them are not here
posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to sposta but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh te from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are te doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did te do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: te sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will mostra te them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: te see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do te think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, te there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a segnala of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the secondo story of Cenerentola II: Dreams Come True. I hope that te will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny giorno in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, o just relaxing their giorno away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other più often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case te are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a strada, via to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the arancia, arancio stallion asked. "Our successivo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are te waiting for? Stab me if te can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are te doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, te are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive te now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed te to do te need any help dashy"
"ya can te um(looks aroud) can te clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back te must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE te SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are te okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do te have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do te need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he detto he was. Later, Score introduced her Friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, Scrivere another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made da Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This mostra was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful giorno in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have te done?
Pete: You're...
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told te that te should......
Spike:Oh,why the fieno don't te stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get te a mice hole,for te to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if te want,I can give te a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what te are passing!Do te have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as te want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - te may think how selfish and cold pony like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want te guys to do anything te want just get her sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank successivo doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. più info when te get to...
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Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is albero that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but albero fall under force*...
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