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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like te just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were te pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers in his office.

Tim: *Walks into the office* Sir?
Captain Jefferson: te wanna talk?
Tim: Sure, if you're not too busy that is.
Captain Jefferson: I'm not too busy. Come in, but close the door.
Tim: *Closes the door as he walks into the office*
Captain Jefferson: What's on your mind?
Tim: The suspect Dan was chasing this morning. We checked the license plate on the car, and it's registered to Stargazer.
Captain Jefferson: I guess his mustang was getting too much attention. What about his friend, Black Tuesday?
Tim: Dan detto he saw another unicorn in there, so it's possible Black was with him. That's the third time they escaped from us. They pick out the right spots to race, and get out of our jurisdiction before we have a chance to catch them. They go into Canterlot after losing us, and the other police departments can't catch them.
Captain Jefferson: Where are te going with this?
Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do te know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, o CHP can get prepared in time.
Captain Jefferson: I'll see what I can do Tim. In the meantime, keep trying to catch those guys.

Stargazer, and Black Tuesday live in Canterlot. Their house is half a mile away from the border that separates Gran Turismo, and Canterlot. They are there right now.

Stargazer: I say we did very good today with our drag races. *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get più of this. Fifty times the amount of what we have now. Just imagine it.
Black Tuesday: That's the only thing I've been doing since we started drag racing. This isn't what we originally had planned after leaving college.
Stargazer: Hey, it's not my fault the pony that runs the supermercato is an ass. Our resumes, and interviews were perfect, and he still didn't give us the job. Stupid son of a bitch.
Black Tuesday: On the brightside, we could make enough money to go to Universal Studios.
Stargazer: UNIVERSAL'S FOR SLUTS!
Black Tuesday: You're the only one to think that.
Stargazer: *Calms down* Forget it. We need to focus on tomorrow's drag races. So far, we only got three ponies. A mare with a silver GTO, a pegasus with a Corvette, and a stallion with a Silverado.
Black Tuesday: What strada, via are we going to race them on?
Stargazer: Either Green Drive, o Main Street. We won't do all of them on Main Street, since the cops maybe expecting us after what happened earlier today.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The giorno Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: ciao yourself. How are te feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case cracker was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia pony 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia pony 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia pony 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia pony 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia pony 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault fucile and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. te have to get to L.A, and mostra everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: te know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I Amore te all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He detto he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't te think te had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell te how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are te a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* te okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped da the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded da other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did te hear in the office when te tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but te changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, te caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, te know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time te even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got te that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? te seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to data her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* te tell her what te think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, te already detto that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minuti later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their successivo assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* te cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger detto he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He detto te were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with te now, but if te keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have te fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, o chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Moto on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle successivo to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular giorno at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minuti of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing più tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: te wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask te a question. What do te know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are te asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* arcobaleno Dash detto there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious giorno for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little pony version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to cerca for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars te could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart