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Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: ciao Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead pony head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are te sure guys sure about this..

Saten: ciao we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all Friends here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but te don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.. I just care for you, dosen't mean I'm over protective.

random Pony: (innocently) Hi Starlight.

Saten: (angrily) BACK OFF CREEP! (throws bottle at him).

The random Pony: (fearfully runs away).

(everyone stares at him).

Saten: ... Fine, I am.. But your so hot Starlight.. Surely "someone" would take advantage.

Starlight: It's only a kids mostra Saten.

Saten: Still has adult references, especially with the current type of viewers.

Starlight: Fair enough.. But don't te have a girlfriend? Sure te should be flirting with me?

Saten: Don't worry, Trixie is okay with me flirting with other girls, just as long as I don't cheat on her, witch I don't.. Ever!

Starlight: Oh.. Well, alright then.

Derpy: (sees large statue of Spike) Is that Spike?

Spike: Oh, yep, it sure is!.. Now according to the ma-

Saten: Starlight: (purposely distracting him) Why is there a statue of te in the Crystal Empire?

Crystal pony 1: Because Spike the Ribelle - The Brave and Glorious saved all of us from King Sombra!

Crystal pony 2: And then again during the Equestria Games!

Saten and Derpy: Shouldn't we keep mov-

Starlight: Really?

Crystal pony 3: Really! [to Spike] Big fan.

Starlight: Um, when were te going to tell me about this?

Spike: Nah, it's no big deal.

Crystal Ponies: It most certainly is!

Starlight: That's it! We're not going anywhere until I get the whole story! (uses her magic to put Spike in a chair).

Saten: (in head) I think I'd rather die.

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Shining Armor: Before we go in, I should probably tell you. Seeing the baby might be a bit of a shock.

Twilight: Come on, big brother. I've met bambini before. I expect meeting this one won't be any different.

Flurry Heart: (reveals to be an baby ailcorn, witch shocks the main six).

Twilight Sparkle: Of course, I could be wrong.
posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Fluttershy house-

Slash - *burst doors open and see Fluttershy hanging while somepony in volpe Mask is trying to kill RD with a knife*
Fox - Huh!
Slash - *pushes him off RD* You're Ok?
RD - Y-yeah.
Slash - *runs on superiore, in alto of the house with Fox* Stop here!
Fox - Well Well Well. The player has appears.
Slash - ... I found te *takes out knife*
Fox - Hm? Maybe te want to-
Slash - Ace I know it's you.
Fox - What the fu- how!
Slash - te always dissapierd before attack. Suddenly assuming alot of stuff. You're not that type of guy.
Ace - Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHA... Ahahahahahahahaha!!!! *takes mask off*
Slash - It's the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Slash - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - ciao there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... Slash life.


Episode 2
The volpe Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. Slash was ace detective for 1 anno then-

Slash - Oh? te got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - te may think how selfish and cold pony like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want te guys to do anything te want just get her sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank successivo doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. più info when te get to...
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Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is albero that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but albero fall under force*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 6 : The Crimson Dance part 1

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"I don't wanna die... I don't wanna live... I'll just drift between those two states... And I'll become death itself..."

Darkness - *stands up and holds on Thanathos shoulder*
Thanathos - Hm? te woke up fool.
Darkness - Please... Tell me... Truth...
Thanathos - What... Don't tell me... Don't say it...
Darkness - What I really am...
Thanathos - te don't want to know...
Darkness - Never mind... Even if I'm just an monster... I have Ponies to protect.
Thanathos - *turns around*
Darkness - I'm not alone anymore...
Thanathos - Idiot... *hugs him* te never was alone......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So te think te can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: te better believe it.
Toby: And te won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all da myself. You, Tim, and everypony will Amore it.

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pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting successivo to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arcobaleno Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrians Ponies discovered new type of magic used in swordplay. Some Ponies would born with natural power of wielding a powerful magic that was connected with wepons called fragments. There are a lot of fragments - the most Rare are Fragment of Darkness and Fragment of Light. This power is used against demon ponies that was waken up from they sleep after finding this powerful magic. Till this giorno this magic is mastered in Canterlot Magic Academy. The story will follow one pony that met a lot of bad and good things on his way to become a hero.



Teacher - We will be having a new student today...
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Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't te the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings te here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then te might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do te want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,


Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. arcobaleno Dash is also...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of te already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do te always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These domande are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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posted by Canada24
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

A familiar little arancia, arancio filly landed onto the grass.

"You okay?" arcobaleno asked, as the colorful pegasus hovered from above.

Scootaloo noded, as she got up.

"Good.. te were really close that time" Dash detto encouragingly.

Suddenly they heard cheering, and Spike was seen cheering on Scootaloo, but as if high on sugar.

"Sweetie. I'm glad te and him are still pals, but did te 'really' have to bring him?" Dash groaned.

"Coarse I did" Scootaloo detto proudly.

Dash let out a big sigh, as Spike, though obviously not meaning to, was getting più annoying than encouraging.

"Whatever....
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