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During our suspension, we ended up working in The Silver Ballroom. Andy, and I would take turns running the place. Andy ran it during the mornings, and I ran it during the rest of the day. Bob was the cashier, and Leonard made the drinks. He was good, but he sometimes got a lot of complaints of how he made the drinks.
pony 83: Hey, te put too much ice in here Leonard.
Leonard: Fuck you!! I'm the Commissioner of the St. Foalis Police Department!!
pony 83: So, what the hell are te doing here?
Leonard: I got suspended. Just enjoy the fucking drink, and don't complain anymore.
I also started making money another way. Prostitution. Any mares that wanted sex would pay me, depending on what we did, and how long we did it. I only had a few hours to do this before my shift in the afternoon, but that's all I needed. I quickly got myself a pile of $10, and $20 dollar bills, right into my pockets. A few of them would also give me something, a little extra.
Lewis: *Sitting in the bed*
Mare 84: That felt great. *Gives Lewis $60, and a small bag of cocaine*
And so that's how I got into the drug business. I didn't need to get high, I just needed the money, so I sold the drugs the mares gave me to earn a few hundred bucks.
Stop the song
Andy: *Watching Lewis outside of the Silver Ballroom*
Lewis: *Kisses a mare as she hands him four $20 dollar bills. He walks into the Silver Ballroom*
Andy: What was that Lewis?
Lewis: What was what?
Andy: That mare just gave te $80 man. What the hell did te do to make her give te all of that money?
Lewis: Well Andy, there are some cases when te just have to, ask nicely. *Walks to the bar*
Andy: I don't buy it man.
Lewis: Well, that's the truth. Take it o leave it.
Andy: *Thinks*
2 B Continued
During our suspension, we ended up working in The Silver Ballroom. Andy, and I would take turns running the place. Andy ran it during the mornings, and I ran it during the rest of the day. Bob was the cashier, and Leonard made the drinks. He was good, but he sometimes got a lot of complaints of how he made the drinks.
pony 83: Hey, te put too much ice in here Leonard.
Leonard: Fuck you!! I'm the Commissioner of the St. Foalis Police Department!!
pony 83: So, what the hell are te doing here?
Leonard: I got suspended. Just enjoy the fucking drink, and don't complain anymore.
I also started making money another way. Prostitution. Any mares that wanted sex would pay me, depending on what we did, and how long we did it. I only had a few hours to do this before my shift in the afternoon, but that's all I needed. I quickly got myself a pile of $10, and $20 dollar bills, right into my pockets. A few of them would also give me something, a little extra.
Lewis: *Sitting in the bed*
Mare 84: That felt great. *Gives Lewis $60, and a small bag of cocaine*
And so that's how I got into the drug business. I didn't need to get high, I just needed the money, so I sold the drugs the mares gave me to earn a few hundred bucks.
Stop the song
Andy: *Watching Lewis outside of the Silver Ballroom*
Lewis: *Kisses a mare as she hands him four $20 dollar bills. He walks into the Silver Ballroom*
Andy: What was that Lewis?
Lewis: What was what?
Andy: That mare just gave te $80 man. What the hell did te do to make her give te all of that money?
Lewis: Well Andy, there are some cases when te just have to, ask nicely. *Walks to the bar*
Andy: I don't buy it man.
Lewis: Well, that's the truth. Take it o leave it.
Andy: *Thinks*
2 B Continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why te should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all te did was mostra up, sit down, and say "that's why te should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give te twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told te my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why te should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all te did was mostra up, sit down, and say "that's why te should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give te twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told te my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw Film (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her più like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for più of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw Film (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her più like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for più of my latest story..