Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).
Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?
Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.
Saten: Maybe not to YOU.
Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.
Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).
Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!
Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.
Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did te spend it all birra again?
Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.
Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that giorno came and went after te gave yourself that drunken haircut.. But still, long time coming.. But anyway.. I'm sorry, but te know how it goes.. No weed, till I get my money.
Saten: Oh come on.. Can't it just be free.. For old times sake.
Glaze: Old times?.. te haven't seen me for 9 years, and now I Lost my Canto job cause off te appearing out of the blue.. I'm a little on edge Saten.
Saten: It's okay.. I'll just rob it out of somebody.. I'm a real professional at it.
random pony walks by.
Saten: (menicingly raises fist at the pony) GIVE ME YOUR MO-
Pony: AHHH (punches Saten, breaking his nose, before running off).
Saten; (screams in agony).
Glaze: (Sarcastically) Yes. your a REAL export.
Saten: Oh shut up.. Just cause te got hotter over the years, doesn't mean te can boss me around.
Glaze: te owe me money.. I kinda can.
Saten: Whatever.. It can't be THAT hard to get money around here.
Glaze: Well.. I'll be waiting.. I guess.
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LATER THAT EVENING:
mela, apple Bloom: Wow... Did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?
Sweetie Belle: I don't know. Maybe?
Scootaloo: Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.
Sweetie Belle: Of course we did!
mela, apple Bloom: Absolutely!
(awkward silence).
Sweetie Belle: Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?
mela, apple Bloom: We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Helping other ponies!
Scootaloo: Ponies without cutie marks!
Sweetie Belle: o ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!
mela, apple Bloom: Exactly... I think I know someone.
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Saten: No.. Screw Cutie Marks!
AppleBloom: Oh come on, surely you'd like to know what your REAL talent could be?
Saten: No.. I hope I NEVER get my cutie mark!.. I'm glad Starlight ha rubato, stola it.. It ruined my entire life.
Sweetie Belle: It was just the wrong mark.. Don't give up faith.
Saten: I can't lose faith, if I never HAD it to begin with.. Think of it that way kiddo.. Now, do anyone of te have $278 dollars?
Crusaders: No.
Saten: (annoyed) Damn it! Why is this so hard!.. (flies off).
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Sweetie Belle: But are te sure te feel content?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Scootaloo: Not even a tinge of dissatisfaction?
Big McIntosh: Nnnope.
mela, apple Bloom: Not even the slightest naggin' sensation that te don't really know what your purpose is in life o why te have a big mela, apple as a cutie mark?
Big McIntosh: (annoyed] Nnnope.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
mela, apple Bloom: This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
Sweetie Belle: Who knew there were so few ponies worried about their cutie marks?
Scootaloo: Kinda makes te wonder why we made such a big deal out of it for so long. (they both glare at her) ... What?
mela, apple Bloom: The point is, helpin' ponies with cutie mark problems is what makes us special.
Sweetie Belle: But if we can't find anypony with a problem... Even Saten, who dosen't even have one.
Scootaloo: ...Maybe we're not special.
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! I know exactly what te mean. te can't find a cutie mark problem. I have a cutie mark problem. It's so confusing, and I feel like the solution is staring me right in the muzzle.
Sweetie Belle: So... what's your cutie mark problem?
Bulk Biceps: My cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every manubrio, dumbbell in Ponyville!
Scootaloo: [nervously] Have te tried lifting other things?
Bulk Biceps: te mean, not dumbbells?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: I hadn't thought of that. te guys are awesome! [crunch]
Bulk Biceps: But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?
Sweetie Belle: ...I guess te could teach other ponies to lift things?
mela, apple Bloom: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Wow, te three really have a knack for this! (leaves)
Sweetie Belle: ... That was easy!
mela, apple Bloom: Maybe too easy.
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LATER AGAIN:
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INSIDE A CONVENIENT STORE:
Crusaders: Are te sure your contend with your cutie mark?
Derpy: For the last time, yes.. Now if te don't mind, I promised Saten I'll get him the money he owes Glaze.. (puts on Halloween mask, and fires a small revolver into the air, hinting that this may not of been her first time ever doing this, cause she's very professional acting). NOBODY MOVE!.. (to cashier) OPEN THE CASH REGISTER!
Scootaloo: What the hell is wrong with Saten's family!?
AppleBloom: I wish I knew.
Derpy: COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!
The crusaders sneak out, Derpy flying out soon after, with the bag of money.
Derpy: (cutely) Bye girls.
Scootalooo: Well.. Guess it's back to the albero house.
Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?
Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.
Saten: Maybe not to YOU.
Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.
Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).
Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!
Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.
Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did te spend it all birra again?
Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.
Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that giorno came and went after te gave yourself that drunken haircut.. But still, long time coming.. But anyway.. I'm sorry, but te know how it goes.. No weed, till I get my money.
Saten: Oh come on.. Can't it just be free.. For old times sake.
Glaze: Old times?.. te haven't seen me for 9 years, and now I Lost my Canto job cause off te appearing out of the blue.. I'm a little on edge Saten.
Saten: It's okay.. I'll just rob it out of somebody.. I'm a real professional at it.
random pony walks by.
Saten: (menicingly raises fist at the pony) GIVE ME YOUR MO-
Pony: AHHH (punches Saten, breaking his nose, before running off).
Saten; (screams in agony).
Glaze: (Sarcastically) Yes. your a REAL export.
Saten: Oh shut up.. Just cause te got hotter over the years, doesn't mean te can boss me around.
Glaze: te owe me money.. I kinda can.
Saten: Whatever.. It can't be THAT hard to get money around here.
Glaze: Well.. I'll be waiting.. I guess.
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LATER THAT EVENING:
mela, apple Bloom: Wow... Did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?
Sweetie Belle: I don't know. Maybe?
Scootaloo: Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.
Sweetie Belle: Of course we did!
mela, apple Bloom: Absolutely!
(awkward silence).
Sweetie Belle: Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?
mela, apple Bloom: We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Helping other ponies!
Scootaloo: Ponies without cutie marks!
Sweetie Belle: o ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!
mela, apple Bloom: Exactly... I think I know someone.
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Saten: No.. Screw Cutie Marks!
AppleBloom: Oh come on, surely you'd like to know what your REAL talent could be?
Saten: No.. I hope I NEVER get my cutie mark!.. I'm glad Starlight ha rubato, stola it.. It ruined my entire life.
Sweetie Belle: It was just the wrong mark.. Don't give up faith.
Saten: I can't lose faith, if I never HAD it to begin with.. Think of it that way kiddo.. Now, do anyone of te have $278 dollars?
Crusaders: No.
Saten: (annoyed) Damn it! Why is this so hard!.. (flies off).
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Sweetie Belle: But are te sure te feel content?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Scootaloo: Not even a tinge of dissatisfaction?
Big McIntosh: Nnnope.
mela, apple Bloom: Not even the slightest naggin' sensation that te don't really know what your purpose is in life o why te have a big mela, apple as a cutie mark?
Big McIntosh: (annoyed] Nnnope.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
mela, apple Bloom: This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
Sweetie Belle: Who knew there were so few ponies worried about their cutie marks?
Scootaloo: Kinda makes te wonder why we made such a big deal out of it for so long. (they both glare at her) ... What?
mela, apple Bloom: The point is, helpin' ponies with cutie mark problems is what makes us special.
Sweetie Belle: But if we can't find anypony with a problem... Even Saten, who dosen't even have one.
Scootaloo: ...Maybe we're not special.
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! I know exactly what te mean. te can't find a cutie mark problem. I have a cutie mark problem. It's so confusing, and I feel like the solution is staring me right in the muzzle.
Sweetie Belle: So... what's your cutie mark problem?
Bulk Biceps: My cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every manubrio, dumbbell in Ponyville!
Scootaloo: [nervously] Have te tried lifting other things?
Bulk Biceps: te mean, not dumbbells?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: I hadn't thought of that. te guys are awesome! [crunch]
Bulk Biceps: But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?
Sweetie Belle: ...I guess te could teach other ponies to lift things?
mela, apple Bloom: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Wow, te three really have a knack for this! (leaves)
Sweetie Belle: ... That was easy!
mela, apple Bloom: Maybe too easy.
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LATER AGAIN:
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INSIDE A CONVENIENT STORE:
Crusaders: Are te sure your contend with your cutie mark?
Derpy: For the last time, yes.. Now if te don't mind, I promised Saten I'll get him the money he owes Glaze.. (puts on Halloween mask, and fires a small revolver into the air, hinting that this may not of been her first time ever doing this, cause she's very professional acting). NOBODY MOVE!.. (to cashier) OPEN THE CASH REGISTER!
Scootaloo: What the hell is wrong with Saten's family!?
AppleBloom: I wish I knew.
Derpy: COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!
The crusaders sneak out, Derpy flying out soon after, with the bag of money.
Derpy: (cutely) Bye girls.
Scootalooo: Well.. Guess it's back to the albero house.
I thought I would have più ideas from here.. But... I don't.
So this concludes the third season. I have più annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.
A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.
This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro secondi after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are più o less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
So this concludes the third season. I have più annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.
A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.
This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro secondi after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are più o less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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