Notes: My Little pony is owned da Hasbro and created da Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that te enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect animali that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake detto "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord detto "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need te to have 50 of your nicest cakes made da tomorrow."

Mr. Cake detto "Are te serious?"

Discord detto "Yes."

Mr. Cake passed out.

Discord detto "Is he okay?'

Mrs. Cake detto "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready da tomorrow. Are te sure te have enough money?"

Discord detto "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."

Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich detto "Excuse me."

Discord detto "Can I help you?"

Filthy Rich detto "Indeed te can. I need your help."

Discord detto "Doesn't everybody?"

Filthy Rich detto "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."

Discord detto "Well what do te want me to do about it?"

Filthy Rich detto "I want te to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the animali into savages o something."

Discord detto "Why should I help you?"

Filthy Rich detto "I'll share the spa profits with you."

Discord detto "But this event is important for Fluttersy."

Filthy Rich detto "Come on Mr. De Lancie."

Discord detto "My name's Discord."

Filthy Rich detto "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."

Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got home he sat around thinking about what he should do. He detto "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."

The successivo giorno Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.

Twilight Sparkle detto "Thanks for getting the cakes."

Discord detto "Whatever."

Discord use his power to turn the animali into savage antagonists. Discord detto "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever te want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."

The animali attacked the ponies.

Rarity detto "Savages."

The mayor detto "We can't give the building to these animals."

Filthy Rich detto "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."

Twilight detto "I can't believe te did this te trader."

Discord detto "Oh be quiet te friendship fool."

Fluttershy detto "What have te done?"

Discord detto "Don't worry."

Fluttershy detto "If te don't turn the animali back to normal I'll never be your friend."

Discord got sad and detto "Really? Oh come on."

Filthy Rich detto "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."

Discord detto "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the animali back to normal. Discord used his power to make Angel Bunny attack Filthy Rich.

Filthy Rich detto "If te get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."

Discord used his power to turn Angel back to normal.

Pinkie Pie detto "The cakes taste like rocks."

Mr. Cake detto "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.

Discord detto "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He detto "I'm sorry about everything."

Twilight detto "I hope that te learned something."

Discord detto "I have learned something: Fluttershy is più important than hot tub time machines."

Twilight detto "Well that's a unique thing to learn."

The successivo giorno Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake detto "How can I help you?"

Filthy Rich detto "I want to use this place for a spa."

Mr. Cake passed out.