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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure te are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like te and your Friends to help with the preparations for this wonderful occasion. Fluttershy, I would like te and your songbird choir to provide the music.

Fluttershy: Oh my goodness! What an honor!

Saten: I guess (drinks light beer)

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, I can think of no one più qualified than te to host the reception.

Pinkie Pie: Hip, hip, hooray!

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, te will be in charge of the catering for the reception.

Applejack: Well, color me pleased as punch!

Saten: ... What?

Twilight Sparkle: arcobaleno Dash, I would very much appreciate it if te could perform a sonic rainboom as the bride and groom complete their "I do"'s.

arcobaleno Dash: YES!

Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, te will be responsible for designing the dresses for the bride and her bridesmaids.

Rarity: Princess Celestia wants me to– [unintelligible] ...wedding dress? For a Canterlot wedding... I, ah, ooh, oooh! [thump]

Twilight Sparkle: And as for you, Twilight, te will be playing the most important role of all: Making sure that everything goes as planned. See te all very soon. Yours, Princess Celestia. But... I don't understand. Who's getting married?

Spike: Oh, wait! Uh, I was probably supposed to give te this one first.

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia cordially invites te to the wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and...[gasp] My brother?!

Applejack: Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight!

Saten (laughs): What an idiot! Amore doesn't last! (AJ punches him) Well it doesn't.

Rarity: That's great news!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shining Armor. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally? [poor Shining Armor imitation] Hey, Twilight, just thought te should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, never mind, you'll hear about it when te get the invitation. [normal] Princess Mi Amore Cadenza?! Who in the hoof is that?! [snort]

Fluttershy: Um, Twilight? Are te okay?

Saten: She's fine, just her time of of the month.

Saten (voice): (punch) AppleJack, stop!

Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, it's just that Shining Armor and I have always been so close. He's my B.B.B.F.F!

Everyone's confused.

Twilight Sparkle: Big Brother Best Friend Forever?

Rest of main cast: Ohhh!

Twilight Sparkle: Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Shining Armor was the only pony I ever really accepted as a friend.



(song):

Twilight: When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly To see how many other ponies I could meet I had my libri to read, didn't know that I would ever need Other ponies to make my life complete But there was one puledro, colt that I cared for I knew he would be there for me My big brother, best friend forever! Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together He taught me how to fly a aquilone (Best friend forever!) We never had a single fight (We did everything together!) We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams I miss him più than I realized It seems...

[Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, arcobaleno Dash, and Rarity] Your big brother, best friend forever Like two peas in a pod, te did everything together

Twilight: And though he's, oh, so far away I hoped that he would stay My big brother best friend Forever... Forever...


Saten: ... Derpy and I use to sing about salboats an-

Applejack: As one of your P.F.F.'s. pony Friends Forever... I wanna tell te that I think your brother sounds like a real good guy.

Twilight Sparkle: He is pretty special. I mean, they don't let just anypony be captain of the Royal Guard.

Rarity: [chirp] So let me get this straight. We're helping out with the wedding of not only a princess, but a captain of the Royal Guard?

Twilight Sparkle: I guess we are.

Rarity: WHOO-HOO!

Rest of main cast: [excited chattering]

Saten: (shrugs and leaves).

Twilight: Wait.. te two Saten.. I'll need te to help me. And anyone else who may need it.

Saten: But te hate me.

Twilight: I don't hate you. we just like to tease you, cause your the only male in our core group have, besides Spike.. Your like an annoying little brother più than anything.

Saten: Annoying? At times.. But no way, I hate wedding, nothing will make m- (Twilght gives him friendly baciare on the cheek) ... I'll start packing.





On the train ride to Canterlot, everyone except Twilight, and an annoyed Saten who still dislkes wedding, happily discusses the wedding, and only applejack notices Twilight's glumness.

When asked, Twilight says that she is still thinking about Shining Armor's neglect of her, though applejack tells her not to worry.





At Canterlot, it is evident that there has been an increase in security: the train passes through a rosa protective sphere encasing the city, there are many guards at the station, and Princess Celestia keeps watch with the aid of a telescope from the balcony of the highest tower. Shining Armor is happy to see his sister and affectionately calls her "Twily."

Twilight immediately berates him for not telling her about the wedding, but Shining Armor explains that he had no choice and Princess Celestia wanted an increase in security in response to an exterior threat. Twilight concedes but remains hurt. Shining Armor reassures her that she has always been, and always will be, important to him, and asks her to be his Best Mare.

Shining Armor explains that Princess Mi Amore Cadenza is the full name of Cadance, Twilight's former babysitter. Twilight almost instantly cheers up, she always adored Cadence.

However, Twilight sees Cadance recitazione out of character, and rudely brushes Twilight off. Shining Armor announces that Cadance will be monitoring the wedding planning. When he says that they are happy to have Twilight there, Cadance smiles at Twilight malevolently. Twilight finds this suspicious, but Saten says that the only thing suspicious is the lack of beer

Twilight begins overseeing the wedding preparations, starting in a castello cucina applejack has been provided. When Cadance shows up to check the catering, applejack offers her an mela, apple fritter, which Cadance insincerely calls "delicious." applejack gives Cadance a bag of fritters in case she forgets to stop for a meal, but when applejack turns around, Cadance tosses the fritters into the trash.

Cadance's visits Rarity, who is working in the tower room she stayed at in Sweet and Elite. Twilight begins to describe Cadance's temperamental behavior, but Cadance arrives with her bridesmaids, (Lyra Heartstrings, Minuette, and Twinkleshine). Cadance ignores Rarity's greeting and appraises her dress. She says that she was hoping for più beading and a longer train, and turns her attention to the bridesmaids' dresses. Displeased, she demands that Rarity make them in a different color, despite the fact that her bridesmaids Amore their dresses. Rarity is più than happy to comply with the royal demands, but Twilight calls Cadance "Princess Demandypants" when Cadance is out of earshot.

After nightfall, Cadance meets Pinkie Pie inside the castello ballroom. Pinkie presents her flamboyant reception plans, which include a board game, carnival music, and dancing. Cadance compares the setup to a "party for a six-year old," although Pinkie Pie is oblivious to the insult.

Even to Saten, she she is overly rude to him, when he simply asks where the bathroom is.

But Saten, being Saten. Finds this hot.




ARTHUR NOTE:
Not sure what Chrysalis has to gain da recitazione like a spoiled cagna all the time.. I mean, your impersonating one of the nicest characters ever.. So maybe te should try being a little più in character when your at least in public.,
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? te called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: te could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: te came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case te were wondering.
Amanda: Did te take our advice...
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It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. te realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find Amore in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS Amore me.
Ditto: te got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. o hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck te too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't te the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings te here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then te might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do te want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest stella, star Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write più random things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten Scrivere classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy arancia, arancio mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The arancia, arancio mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing da a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, te have parked too close to a fuoco hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the fuoco hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says te have to park ten hooves, or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would te like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that te threatened to beat her up if te saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have te seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't te have some drinks with me? You'll Amore it.
Bob: How many did te have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would te like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would te want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that te call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are te so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes mela, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd mela, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This giorno is going to be perfect, the kind of giorno of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This giorno was going to be perfect, the kind of giorno of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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