After my first giorno of school came the lowlife of my day. Coming home. My mom is dating this guy named Carl that does nothing but, watch TV o shout at someone. His dog Ditka, is very huge, and looks like he could bite your head off.
Rafe: *enters home*
Ditka: BARK!! *gets on Rafe*
Carl: Ditka, down!
Ditka: *goes away*
Carl: So how was your first giorno of school?
Rafe: School was unbelieveable. I met this beautiful filly, and I pulled the fuoco alarm
Ok, I didn't tell him that I pulled the fuoco alarm, but he wouldn't care anyway.
Carl: Uh-huh. Did te sign up for football yet?
Rafe: Nah. *grabs pudding...
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