SO. MUCH. PONY!

Back at the saloon

Dexter: *Returns*
Flim: Did te give them that letter?
Dexter: Yeah.
Flam: Now what?
Flim: Now, we wait until tomorrow. That is when we kill Applejack.

Later that evening

Applejack: *Shooting tree*
Braeburn: Stop shooting my tree!
Applejack: I'm practicing so I can defeat the Flim Flam brothers.
Braeburn: Practice on my shed, not the tree.
Applejack: *Sighs* *Shoots window*
Braeburn: *Sees damage* Ok, maybe that's enough practicing.
Applejack: Whatever, I'm going to practice somewhere else. *Leaves*
Braeburn: *Walks back into home*

Applejack wanted to practice at a cemetary, but...

As arcobaleno carried both me, and Twilight, Robotnik woke up. He decided to run away, and think of another plan.

Pinkie Pie: Where's Twilight?
Applejack: I see her! arcobaleno is carrying her with Sean.
Rainbow Dash: *enters train* Why did the train stop?
Applejack: We don't know.
Rainbow Dash: Ok, I'll deal with that. Rarity, do te know any ressurection spells?
Rarity: I'm afraid I don't darling.
Rainbow Dash: Shit. We have to get to Canterlot pronto! *flies to engine*
Nazis: *start to arrive*
Rainbow Dash: They killed the engineer, and took all the coal! *flies to back of train*

If arcobaleno Dash could...

Bambi & Thumper got arrested, so Con & Whataspy continued, in Con's car again.

Con: Where is Discord's base?
Whataspy: On a oil rig west of here.
Cop 4: Hey, it's that car we've been chasing yesterday!
Cop 1: Let's get it!
Con: Cops, great!
Whataspy: Keep driving. *grabs gun*
Con: WHAT ARE te DOING?!
Whataspy: *shoots cops*
Cop 1: We need più officers, pronto!
Con: I got an idea *hits self destruct button*
Whataspy: What's that for?
Con: Trust me. *teleports away*
Cop 1: There it is.
Cop 4: They're gone. Set up a parking boot.

But the car blew up. Con & Whataspy however, were in a worse...

The successivo giorno in Canterlot

Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank te Moneybit. I better be più careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need te to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con:...

At Canterlot

P: There te are Con. I have a mission for te to do.
Con: What is it?
P: I need te to stop the Mexicans from destroying non mexican cities with a satellite named Golden Iris.
Con: Ok I'm on it.
P: Go see S before te leave. He has some stuff to mostra you.
Con: *walks toward gadget developing area*
Moneybit: Still wrecking exotics Mr. Mane?
Con: Only if I have to.
Moneybit: S is ready to see te now.
Con: ciao S. Sorry about your leg.
S: What for?
Con: te broke it and-
S: *shoots missile*
Con: :O
S: Let me mostra te your new vehicle. Meuzda Derpy, the perfect vehicle for the mission you...

The successivo giorno four Chevronet Pearlas pulled up toward a new helicopter.

Con: *sneaks by*
Dutch pony 1: We would like to thank the Mexican Military for lending us one of the very first helicopters to us.
Crowd: *cheers*
Dutch pony 1: This chopper has two machine guns, and four missile launchers.
Con: *walks away*
Senia: That pony is a spy!
Con: *runs away*
Dutch ponies: *block Con*
Con: *escapes with magic*

Con was on his way to Canterlot, but lets go to a Russian military base.

Boris: Charleen. Come check this out!
Charleen: What is it?
Boris: *shows desktop*
Charleen: Why did te put a pair of titties...

It was awful. Flames covered the town like a blanket. Hydras and full-grown Draghi stormed the small village. The sky was a dark red, and the only things te could hear was the roars of horrific monsters and the screams of terrified ponies. Twilight ran through the terrified scence, searching for her friends. She shouted at the superiore, in alto of her lungs, "PINKIE! RARITY! FLUTTERSHY!" she kept moving, to avoid getting caught da any monsters who might spot her. "APPLEJACK! RAINBOW!" Then she saw one of the worst things that could happen. It was Princess Celestia. She lay on he floor, covered in ash,...