Mlp funny

I went to school and sat down at my desk. Ms. Cherilee came in and detto ,"Class we are going to learn a new unit" everyone groaned and my interest increased. Ms. Cherilee put a picture of a pony that looked like the creepy one I saw at the haunted house. ,"today we are learning The History of Ponyville's Haunted Houses. I jumped when I heard this and raised my hoof ,"yes Scootaloo?" Ms. Cherilee looked at me confused. ,"i know that pony i went in her house" at this the teacher had a smile on her face. ,"well Scootaloo te must be the luckiest filly to have been in her house". I fake laughed...

The B&O worker came back with his boss.

B&O boss: Ok, so te want to take three 4-6-2's in favor of these diesels?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
B&O boss: Hm. There could be a problem with this.
Coffee Creme: What is it?
B&O Boss: Ah never mind, just a joke. Those three engines te want are over there. They're all yours.
Hawkeye: Thank te so much. *goes to engines*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Hawkeye: Now we have new engines for the line, and we have less diesels. Let's do this.

The two ponies got the first engine started up, and pulled the other two.

Hawkeye: Now we give these two a run on U.P...

,"ok" Twilight detto with a sigh. ,"Rainbow Dash" i spoke up. my sister looked at me ,"yes?" and then I asked ,"can we go in the house together?" and she looked up at me with a smile ,"of coarse". Later we went up to the house and noticed the creepy pony wasn't following us. All three of us walked in together. The pony was not sitting in the corner last time. Then Twilight detto ,"separate" so we did. and as soon as we did i came back meeting up with Twilight because i was so scared. ,"um..Scootaloo i detto separate" she told me looking displeased. ,"can't i just be paired up with you?" Sparkle...

We knocked on the door and Spike came out looking like he hadn't slept in weeks ,"what is it?" he detto looking uninterested in our problem. ,"Spike can we please come in?" my sister begged the baby dragon. He let us in and then i saw that Twilight was in the center of the floor Leggere a book. ,"Twilight there is a creepy pony thats trying to find us". Twilight laughed and detto ,"Are te sure it isn't just Princess Luna?". my sister got angry and shouted ,"Listen i'm not lying Twilight! a pony is out there! it broke into my home!" at this moment the purple unicorn put the book down looking...

papillon was sent to another part of the prison where the entrance read Solitary Confinement.

Warden: Welcome to Solitary Confinement. Silence is golden, especially in this section of the prison. We will lock te up in a cell for two years. Like a slaughterhouse turns animali into food, we turn criminals into harmless ponies. te will stay quiet, eat what we give you, and jacking off is prohibited. It wastes energy te need to survive.

After the speech, papillon was placed in his cell. He wasn't allowed to talk, but he figured if he whispered, nopony would hear him.

Papillon: *Sits on bed,...