I'm a Filly!!

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run da thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 8: The Secret Unicorn Club

June 1, 1951

Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her successivo assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.

Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn te can't join.
Honey: Who would want to unisciti your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme:...

What is your OC's name?

Shinin Row

How old is he?

He's pretty much what other ponies like Octavia o Derpy.

What is his hobby?

Playin video games (if they exist in the Equestria), and listening and makin Musica

Does he have any relatives?

Of course he does, his fam's is as big as the mela, apple Fam

What is his personality?

He has a Hip Hop like style. His family and Friends say that he's hilarious. And real sensitive

Does he know how to make Friends easily?

Sort of, he sometimes try this and that to make some but he comes through

Has he met any pony from the mane 6?

He obviously met Pinkie Pie of...

Pinkie Pie: *is eating cupcakes, candy, and other sweets.
Rainbow Dash: man Pinkie Pie, te sure do have a sweet tooth.
Pinkie Pie: of course i am, sweets is everything i'll eat!
*someone knocks on door*
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, we need to talk.
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* yeah Twilight?
Twilight: about your addiction to sweets. people have been complaining about a crazy sweets-loving pony has eaten everything in he bakery.
Pinkie: *acts like it wasn't her fault* that's terrible! who would do that?!
Twilight: you.
Pinkie: heh heh.
Twilight: i'm afraid we're going to put te on a one giorno dies from candy...

This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and arcobaleno Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash te made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was dato this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....

eYo! Just wanted to say something to te MLP fans!

Hi, I'm Dudespie, and I just wanted to say a few words to all my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters. Thank te for contributing to the fandom, and your hard work will NEVER be forgotten. Those haters, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. They never gave the mostra a chance, and judged it probably on the Pilot episodes and previews. The one thing that matters is Y.O.U. te are a fan of MLP, te may not be proud, but that's O.K. Some people may think that boys and girls over the age of 13 watch a mostra meant for little girls is a tad bit weird, but who doesn't like...

It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either te do as I say, o I get my gun to have te fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: ciao kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck....

Well, even though the main story is over, the interview is still gonna happen. Let's take a look at this informative (yet funny o embarrassing) interview!

Celestia (as interviewer): So, Mark, te seem to have become popular!

AJ: te betcha! He's a lifesaver-and a real sweetheart!

Me: *blushing* Well, I....

Rainbow: (jumping in out of nowhere): Hiya! Can I unisciti in?

Celestia: Sweet apples! Be my guest! So, how do te feel about Pinkie Pie? I assume we know how te feel about AJ.

Me: She's ok, she does make the best cupcakes! Hit me, Pinkie!

Pinkie: Okey dokey Loki!

Me: So good! I'd like to invite Rarity...

The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the fieno am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the Gothic windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A tavolo in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot castello snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s...

Con had to follow, those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car, since they saw his Special.

Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.

The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it

Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if te can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an...

Hello everypony! Today I will tell te guys about things I have in common with the mane 6.

Applejack: I am honest at school. I really like helping people out. I am also not afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie: I am a hyper person on the inside, but on the outside, I am very quiet. I never talk in class. I am funny when I am with my BFF.

Rarity: I Amore to draw and design things. Whenever someone does something for me, I do something back. I also like to give and share.

Twilight Sparkle: I am very smart at school and I never got a 1 o 2 in my segnala card. I Amore to read. I have the most book points...

Is normal giorno In equestria. Pegasus clearing sky to great day. Twilight and pinki pie eating cake in Sugar cube corner but at the same time the sky darkened. Its not a clounds. The sun turns red and the earth plunged into darkness. Then unknow alicorn wstand up from darkness.
Alicorn - hahaha... its started...
Twilight - Who are te and what started!
Alicorn - oh... listin everypony I am King of Shadow Ponies
Twilight - Shadow Ponies?
King of Shadow Ponies - yes te stupid Pony!
Twilight - Oh! I read about Shadow Ponies in my book! Oh no...
Pinki Pie - Whats wrong Twilight
Twilight - Oh no no no no...

One da one I would see a pegasus fall down in the sky, and every once in a while I saw a griffin fall. "The griffins are winning!" I thought to myself. I flew over to RainbowDash to help her fighting a whole lot of griffins.
"RainbowDash, um, hello?" I called over as I flew towards her.
"What?" Rainbowdash said. Her attention drew away from fighting to where I was flying. A griffin clawed at her face leaving a big scratch. "How stupid of my self!" I thought. I dashed over to help fight.
"Listen, this isn't really a good time to talk, can't te see I'm in the middle of something?" She said...

This macro te see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand o live by. Amore and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the mostra we Amore so much upholds that belief.


My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.


Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the mostra mentions "Tolerance," o tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...

As arcobaleno Dash and Larxerene battled The collana she was wearing started to glow and turn to the Element of Loyalty collana she worn to defeat Nightmare Moon and Discord. So when it flashed on to arcobaleno Dash's neck with out arcobaleno knowing she shot out a giant arcobaleno purple beam at Larxereene and she was defeated.

"Huh what just happened my element is here, wait how?" detto arcobaleno Dash,"You got so lucky here the stinken card," screamed Larxereene and summoned the corridor of Darkness and got out of room."So we better get moving before she comes back," detto Twilight,"Yeah come on y'all lets...

te wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened più than once. Here is a lista of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: arcobaleno Rocks. I can...

Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and da the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car successivo to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help te with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten minuti later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did te give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted te at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...

i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
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"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...

In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need più money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having animali fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if te lose, steal the money. Once te get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...