my sexy pony

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the tronco of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if te don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens tronco door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, te got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. te have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Cioccolato Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta mostra this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

As mentioned in the precedente part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned da CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the insalata Bowl Express,...

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time te ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* te have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent calcio coach.
Saten: No problem.. I Amore little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my preferito moments is found on my profilo pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pera, corpo a pera instead of apple.
Choosing death if an arancia, arancio o a banana were her only Cibo opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her mela, apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having te help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for te to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot successivo week! Which means she must have these outfits da giorno after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... te Lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..


Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a pony in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, te don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. te gotta make sure...

This is all the characters I could find that she has voice acted.There could be più not on this list.....

Twilight's Voice Actress Tara Strong has done
voices including,

Hello Kitty in Hello Kitty Furry Tale Adventures,
Lemmy "Hip" Koopa and Iggy "Hop" Koopa in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World (the tv shows),
Batgirl in The New Batman Adventures,
Dil Pickles from Rugrats,
Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls,
Timmy Turner, Poof, and Britney Britney from the Failry Odd Parents (I thought Timmy was obvious),
Raven from Teen Titans,
Ember McLain from Danny Phantom,
Terrence...

When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are te a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad te didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank te for your...

Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on divano Leggere newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't te tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked te if we were going out to dinner, and te were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured te wanted to go.
Emily: What gave te that idea?
Bob: I thought te were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...

Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...

Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which te probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not cancella them since all that Scrivere would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...

I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even più reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one da one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....

Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay o run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen te around before! are te new?" detto the pony behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...