Tom talked about the advantages of getting old, but there was one disadvantage he was going to point out.
Tom: There's only one downside to getting old. I guess te know da now, you're all going to die. I didn't mean to remind te but it is on your schedule.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It might even happen before te get old. It usually happens when te don't expect it. Generally te have your stamp collection out.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: *Looks at the ceiling* Now? *Looks at the floor* Now.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's a time to die, and that's okay. Nopony wants to die. No one! Well, te know....
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