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"What do te mean they kidnapped her?" Scootaloo asked being mad at Pinkie Pie for not rescuing her. "Twilight got spotted da a nazi, the alarm went off, we were about to make a run for it, then the gate closed, and only I got out." Pinkie said. She then started crying because for all she knew, arcobaleno Dash would be dead. "Twilight," Rarity said, "Whats in that folder?" As Twilight showed Rarity the folder containing Robotnik's plan to bomb Princess Celestia's castello she was shocked. "We got to do something." She said, "But we have to save Sean," Fluttershy said, "And arcobaleno Dash!" Pinkie...

Chapter 1

It was a dark and stormy night. A lone mare named Brine was walking from a very distant marketplace. Brine was about fifteen. She had the most striking light-blue hair that looked almost like water. Brine also had very light green eyes, very much like algae. She nervously walked along the familiar trail, thinking to herself.

“I do hope that those stories of young mares being kidnapped is false...” Brine thought to herself. About two weeks ago, a young mare was kidnaped on the same trail, and they were never able to find her. The same happened to a different mere one week afterwards....

Hawkeye continued telling the story of Anthony to Stylo as they were getting their train towards the station of North Platte.

Stylo: Okay, so te detto that Coffee Creme was going to trick Anthony. What exactly did she do?
Hawkeye: You'll find out, but first we get to the scene where Anthony continues on to North Platte, after meeting Frenchy for the first time. He sings a song.
Stylo: Let me guess, Hound Dog.
Hawkeye: Yep.
Stylo: Don't sing it Hawk, please!
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll just tell the readers about it instead of you. *Knocks out Stylo* Now then.

Hawkeye is narrating.

Anthony continued on...

Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.

Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever te say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have te ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. te should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
John: I see a arancia, arancio Lambronyni.
Richard: That's an Eventador.
Jewelia: *Walks out of car*
John: That's a mare.
Richard: We better wait for Rick to mostra up then.
Jewelia: *Knocks on door*
Henry: *Opens...

Once again at Dr. Silver's base of operations.

Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
Gilda: I don't know. Maybe she died.
Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another pony to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help te send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as te can, and meet me at the airport.

Back at Fenix's vacation home

Con: What else do te know about Dr. Silver?
Itic: She has a vulcano lair in Hawaii, and an army of griffons.
Con: So basically,...

It was a typical friday night. Mom wouldn't be home until it was late, and both Georgia, and Carl were asleep. Georgia, because she's little, and Carl, because he's lazy.

Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

Zoom tastes like Cioccolato mixed with colta cola. I pour the zoom out of a can into a travel mug, just in case Carl wakes up, and he can't see what I'm drinking.

Next, was the dangerous part.

Carl: *Sleeping*
Rafe: *sees remote*
Carl: *holding...

The successivo day, Con went to his apartment in L.P. to inform P that he had the blueprints to Steve Job's weapon.

Con: *parks car*
mexicans: He has a red Meuzda parked on 5th street.
Popeye: I'll deal with Con, te get the blueprints from his car.
Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to te as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
Popeye: Well, that's not neccesary. *sits on bed*

Meanwhile two Dodge trucks, and a tow truck arrived da Con's car

Mexican pony78: We'll wait here, in case he comes.
Steve Jobs: I hope he doesn't cum....

Con kept chasing drake until he got to a room where più missiles were being launched.

Drake: te seemed to have Lost me. Where do te think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: te were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are te doing this, when te can unisciti me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see te Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...

It was finally easter day. Pinkie Pie, and applejack were getting the train loaded with stuff to celebrate easter with. Meanwhile the easter bunny was with arcobaleno Dash, and Fluttershy. They were trying to find an engine to pull the train.

station owner: Why should I lend an engine to you?
Easter Bunny: Come on please? It's very important.
station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
Passenger 1: And the Powhattan bow & arrow?
Engineer: And then there's the coal that goes to Hoofington.
station owner: I'm not sure how you're talking, but leave us alone!
Easter bunny: Without...

In case te are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a strada, via to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the arancia, arancio stallion asked. "Our successivo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...