MLP/Anime

When Jeff returned to his army's HQ in Ponyville, he saw Twilight Sparkle.

Jeff: Colonel Williams has been defeated Princess.
Twilight: Good work man. You're learning very quickly. However, there's another pony te must kill. The pony Alliance has heavy defenses set up in Manehattan. If we take over that town, we can take control of their stock market, and make them go bankrupt. We've been trying to take that town for a long time, but we've never succeeded.
Jeff: Who is the successivo pony te want me to kill?
Twilight: A general, da the name of Mazda Friscero. He's a unicorn, and knows a lot of powerful...

stella, star Shimmer was stomping around in her room, Beachberry and Starshine sitting on her bed.

Star Shimmer: UGH! I can't believe that worthless Black Rise won!!!
Starshine: I know, right?
Beachberry: Yeah.
Star Shimmer: *slams a mirror* HELP ME COME UP WITH THINGS, DON'T JUST AGREE WITH ME!
Beachberry: *backs away*
Starshine: *backs away*
Beachberry: Well, te could ruin her speech....
Star Shimmer: That's it! Beachberry, you're a genius! STARSHINE! Get out a notebook and start Scrivere our plan down!
Starshine: *quickly gets out a notebook* What is our plan?
Beachberry: We could use a spell that makes...

when they opened the door,streamers popped out of nowhere..the whole room was neat but decorated the 4 ponies were all awestruck while Spectrum was grinning

"Welcome back,sir Spark" a night colored stallion came forward,smiling at the ponies "did te like it?"

the surprised ponies all nodded at the same time,but Spectrum came inoltrare, avanti and shook the the stallion in front of them

"Nice to see te again,Cosmic...and please..dont call me 'sir'...where's Mr. Click?our old caretaker?" Spectrum asked

"My father retired,so he left the responsibility to me" Cosmic replied

Flame snapped out of it and looked...

Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.

Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do te always say the same thing to a pony 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered da another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: te were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: te just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't...