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arcobaleno Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called te all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, o others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my Friends being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because pistole kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...
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posted by applejackrocks
So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: ciao AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do te know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...
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posted by applejackrocks
In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful giorno to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* te detto it sister!
RD: ciao Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would te pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the animali with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain Cioccolato milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are te doing this i know te have the power to stop this so Amore and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: te made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
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Source: joyreactor
posted by ThatMarySue
The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please segnala to the arcobaleno sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow cuore blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the nube, nuvola floor as she stumbled towards the arcobaleno sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. arcobaleno cuore flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at arcobaleno Heart,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.

Jimmy: Will te stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
 Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.
Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.

Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.

Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need te to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need te to go back to the base te used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear missile into Canterlot. te HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.


- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

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Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 8, 1961
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:00 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki was in Meadow's house, making herself lunch. The bag where she had her gun is upstairs.

Nikki: *Puts a hamburger on the grill, then goes to the refrigerator to get root beer*
Anthony: *At the station with Roger, waiting for a passenger train* Did te hear the news?
Roger: What news?
Anthony: Nikki is back.
Roger: Oh, that news. I thought te wanted to tell me about The Dick furgone, van Dyke show. Everypony has told me about that.
Anthony: The Dick furgone, van Dyke show? What's that?
Roger: It's coming out soon, in August I...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor