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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Costanza's had another plan to try and make Vito & Jerry rejoin their life of crime.

Harlan: *Slowly pushing 5 flatcars towards a crane*
Costanza pony 76: *Standing on a barca with a sniper rifle*
Costanza pony 74: *Looking through a pair of binoculars* I think I see him. He's in a grey switcher da the turquoise crane.
Costanza pony 76: *Looks through his fucile scope* I see him. These waves will make it tricky to shoot him while driving the train. I'll need to wait for him to stop.
SP pony 62: *Watching the flatcars* You're good!
Harlan: *Stops his train*
Costanza pony 76: *Fires a bullet*
Harlan: *Watches the window shatter, and jumps out his locomotive*
SP pony 62: What the hell was that?!
Harlan: A bullet nearly hit me! We gotta get to a phone.
Costanza pony 74: Did te hit him?
Costanza pony 76: I missed. He's using the train for cover.
Costanza pony 74: Tex, we can't see our target. Can te make the kill?
????: I'll try.

Harlan and his co-worker slowly crawled towards a shed.

Costanza pony 76: *Fires two più bullets, but they miss* They went inside.
SP pony 62: That was close. *Closes the door* Quickly, call the police.
Harlan: *Picks up the phone, but hears a gun click. He then looks at his co-worker*
SP pony 62: *Pointing a puledro, colt 1911 at Harlan* Your father & the rest of the Costanza's send their regards. *Shoots Harlan between the eyes* Target down.
Costanza pony 74: Excellent. The boss will be pleased.

Harlan's death was covered on the news.

Anchor Pony: A tragic death occurred 8 hours fa when a Southern Pacific employee named Harlan Costanza was shot to death. Two stallions in a barca attempted to shoot him with a fucile but missed. One of their colleagues was disguised as another SP employee, and shot Harlan point blank with a sidearm.
Vito: *Turns off the TV* I am very disappointed in te Jerry. Give me two good reasons why I shouldn't kill te right now.
Jerry: 1, we never liked Harlan. 2, now that he's dead, we can have an easier time paying our bills, and not worry about buying extra food.
Vito: But they know we're here! Why should we be concerned about bills? We should be concerned about saving our necks! *Sighs* I don't know if te can keep your promise. If I see one pony from the Costanza family, just one! I'll get on the successivo plane to Fillydelphia, and leave te here to die.
Jerry: Why don't te just buy più pistole like te normally do?
Vito: I was really hoping I wouldn't have to do that.

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