Sitting alone in her house Regina decided to make herself a lista of New Year's resolutions. None of which actually pertained to her o anything. Nope. She had done enough changing for one year. These resolutions she compiled for the residents of Storybrooke, because she knew exactly what flaw they should work on. And Hook's 'My goals are to pick up twice as many chicks and grow my goatee out thrice as sexily' just didn't cut it for the mayor. So the mayor sat there Scrivere out a lista that read thusly;
"Get a real job and stop wasting dock spazio with my ridiculously large ship. Possibly try to stick to one woman, but this may be a bit hard for me." -Killian Jones
"Stop sharing everyone's secrets...and also, maybe, let Regina know what a lovely garden gnome she has out front." -Mary Margret Blanchard
"Shoes don't belong on the staircase where they can hurt my mom." -Henry Mills
"Regina's shirts are not mine to take, perhaps I should actually do my job and buy my own." -Emma Swan She had to refrain from putting 'because they are way sexier on her anyways.'
"'I always find you' is getting old, I will find a new phrase." David Nolan
"Regina's tears are not collectibles." -Mr. Gold
" ♪ ♫Forever young, I wanna be forever young. Do te really want to live forever? Forever and ever. Forever young I wanna be. Forever young Do te really want to live forever? Forever, forever. ♪ ♫" -Peter Pan
They were all going to regret making her spend this evening alone. It was 5 minuti to the big countdown when her doorbell rang. Oh well, she'd still hold them to the resolutions she made for them.
