Niall!!
Age: 17
DOB: 13/07/93
stella, star Sign: Virgo
home Town: Mullingar, Ireland
Favourite Film: Grease
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Michael Buble
Bet te didn’t know: He’d rather lick a fat man’s armpit than drown in a sea of mayonnaise.
Turn-ons: Hot pants, farting and being funny.
Turn-offs: Birkenstock sandals, Disney films and granny cardigans.
Niall is a loyal and faithful boyfriend if he likes them.
On a data he would wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, a camicia and a blazer, plus a quick squirt of aftershave.
His perfect girl would be someone who can take a bit of banter and she has to be hot.
He’s a closet chav.
He loves to fart. He can clear a room in secondi with the foul smell.
Best thing about being a boy? Chasing all the girls!
Best thing about being in One Direction? That we all get along.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Go to the doctor and get a jab.
Favourite aftershave: Armani Mania.
Favourite grooming product: L’Oreal Homme Wax and Clay.
PJ’s, pants o nothing in bed? Pants.
Bath o shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do te have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do te cuddle up to at night? Recently Louis, ‘cos he’s started sleepwalking and got into my letto when we were sharing a room in a hotel. I pushed him on the floor and he sat up, put his arms out and started humming the song from The Jungle Book. It’s only recently that he’s started doing that though.
It was Monday the 13th of July as jane woke to the alarm clock greated da the posters all over her bacheca of 1D but little did she know to giorno was the giorno directioners would take over the world as she set of to school she pulled out her phone a the ring of it to inform her of a a tex message in was her friend Jill she had text jane to tell her that 1D haters had been arguing with the directioners in her school and jane ran but when she reached the red gates of the school before her stood a army of haters all the directioners were being round up and kicked out the school and the staff with there old mans jackets and ties where now helping the haters........ Part 2 coming to if u enjoyed that part 1 leave a commento and let me now what u thought
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Niall: He only thinks of you. Sometimes he gets so distracted that he’ll fumble over his words o stumble up a step. The boys have to give him a slap on the back to keep him focused.
Liam: He silently dedicates every song to you. As the opening chords begin to play he says to himself, ‘this one’s for you, babe.’
Louis: He tries to get te to come up for a song. Every single night he fails, but he hasn’t dato up yet. “Just come on, one song!" he begs.
Harry: He gives te little winks and waves and blows te kisses. Sometimes the two of te even pretend to dance with one another. Cheeky, no?
Zayn: He refuses to look at te because he knows that you’ll distract him. Not on purpose, of course, but he knows that he is too weak to resist getting flustered. So, he tries his best to keep his mind and eyes off of you.
Liam: He silently dedicates every song to you. As the opening chords begin to play he says to himself, ‘this one’s for you, babe.’
Louis: He tries to get te to come up for a song. Every single night he fails, but he hasn’t dato up yet. “Just come on, one song!" he begs.
Harry: He gives te little winks and waves and blows te kisses. Sometimes the two of te even pretend to dance with one another. Cheeky, no?
Zayn: He refuses to look at te because he knows that you’ll distract him. Not on purpose, of course, but he knows that he is too weak to resist getting flustered. So, he tries his best to keep his mind and eyes off of you.
Louis <33
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I'm a loyal fan, but SOME people aren't. Most directioners like their faces. But te cant call yourself a directioner if te cant Amore all of their traits and songs.
Some "claim to be directioners" don't even know what TORN is!
Don't te Judy Amore Harry's cupcake face though? Well if te can answer this te can HAVE it!!
When is Zaun's birthdate? ?
THATS ZARA AND ZAYN (NOT REALLY)
