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Turn to the person on your left and shake their hand immediately. Maybe ask them to give you some kind of medal and a £10 voucher, because you\'ve officially survived 100 days of the One Direction hiatus and that deserves a congratulations.
When it first kicked off all those moons ago, many 1D fans thought they wouldn\'t live to tell the tale, but here we all are, amazed by our own strength and feeling like we can get through anything now.
It\'s not been an easy ride though and at times we\'ve felt as though we could be going insane. NO SERIOUSLY. Here\'s 100 thoughts we\'ve had in 100 days of hiatus.
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2. Honestly, at this point I have no idea what I\'m going to do with myself for the rest of this hiatus.
4. Don\'t they realise what this is going to do to me.
5. I will have to actually get off the internet and socialise with real people and talk about things that don\'t revolve around Niall\'s stubble.
9. There\'s honestly no point in being awake right now, there won\'t be any new 1D news for MAYBE ACTUAL YEARS.
11. Take away my internet connection, I don\'t need it anymore.
16. Indulge in some crafting activities. Think I\'ve got some PVA and a few pom poms somewhere.
17. We can turn this hiatus into something productive and use all of this new free time very wisely. It\'ll be an adventure in itself.
18. Or maybe I\'ll become a spy and professionally monitor all of the boys\' movements.
19. THEY\'LL BE SORRY THEY EVER WENT ON HIATUS.
20. Possibly a bit menacing actually, and sounds like a lot of effort. I\'ll stick to crafts.
21. Ahh, a bright new day. One Direction free. No shock news. A rest from the eternal struggles and strifes of being a Directioner.
22. I do probably deserve a nice, peaceful break actually. It\'s been a fairly intense five years.
25. Harry\'s landed a role in an actual Hollywood movie.
27. Liam\'s dating Cheryl Fernandez-Thingy what what what.
29. THIS ISN\'T ACTUALLY THAT DIFFERENT TO NORMAL 1D LIFE THEN IS IT.
32. Wasn\'t the whole point of this for the boys to take a break from all the drama and hard work?
33. WHY IS THERE MORE GOING ON NOW THAN EVER BEFORE.
34. These boys will be the reason for my death I swear.
35. Well there goes all that free time for crafting.
36. Instead, I will use all of my free time to watch Carpool Karaoke on repeat for the rest of my life.
39. Literally, no other band in the universe could go on a break from being in the public eye and somehow create more drama than they did when they were IN the public eye.
40. Who the eff is Danielle Campbell and why did nobody warn me about this.
42. THIS IS US IS ON NETFLIX. At least I can sit and watch that for the rest of time while I wallow in misery about the hiatus.
45. I should have known that the words \'time off\' and \'1D fandom\' just do not go together.
46. Why did I ever think that I could ever have a break from being a One Direction fan.
50. Whoever told me this was going to be relaxing was the most wrong person that\'s ever lived.
52. At least there\'s some good news. Niall seems to plan on spending the entire hiatus by just posting really fit selfies of his near beard, glasses and flat cap combo.
55. Meanwhile… HENDALL AND CHIAM AND LOUIS THE FATHER. Niall gets us.
56. I really deserve to get paid for my efficiency and dedication to keeping up with One Direction.
57. Is there some kind of legit job that involves just doing that every day?
58. How can 2/4 members be in one place and we still don\'t get a selfie just to give us all a morale boost.
62. Honestly, if I see one more picture of One Direction randomly bumping into fans on the street while they\'re out walking in public places…
64. If he\'s actually called his child Conchobar I swear to god…
69. I can\'t keep on top of the news when they\'re all taking time off. I stand no chance when they\'re all launching huge solo careers.
72. Harry in a lacy shirt always makes me feel a bit better.
75. Liam\'s back in Sainsburys. Does he live there now?
76. How can they still be getting nominations for awards when they\'re not actually a band at the moment? Suhlaaaay.
77. Bit quiet today, might have to delve into Tumblr to see what I can find.
78. Oh god, I\'ve stumbled into conspiracy theory territory.
80. Why are they all at Grammys parties and NONE of them are together. This is an injustice.
82. The golden days. If only we\'d known how simple those times were.
86. I\'m pretty sure it\'s longer than mine now.
91. ZAYN you\'re not helping to improve the chill levels with all these fake tattoos and surprise songs. Can you not.
92. And now there\'s leaked, private photos. Of course there\'s leaked, private photos. Just to add to the calm and uneventful days of this One Direction hiatus.
96. SHHHH NO NO NO DON\'T THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS. Lalalalalala.
99. I\'m exhausted. This is the most un-relaxing 100 days of my life.
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