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Derp Kowalski! XD

added by carsfan

Source: Madagascar 1

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I Pinguini di Madagascar

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pinguino

1kowalskilover, KymanFan1 and 2 others like this

hotsnowsels Hahaha! XD Never noticed that face in the movie before.

carsfan Madagascar 1 moment! XD Kowalski: It`s an over code Skipper I can`t make it out. Skipper: You, higher mamal? Mason: Hmmm? Skipper: Can.you.read? Mason: No. But Phill can read though. PHILL! *Phill arrives and Kowalski shows him "the code"* Mason - Translate - : Ship to Kenya. Wildlife preserve. Africa! *Kowalski makes THAT face!* XD Skipper: Africa? That aint gonna fly! Rico!!

ILUVKOWALSKI XD Heehee I almost fell off my seat seeing this! XDXD

have64 That face creeps me out.

Corpse party/penguins: chapter 6

posted by spmana123

Freddy: here....try this bathroom...

Private: ok....

Private and Freddy had walked all over the place looking for a bathroom for private, but had no luck whatsoever, this was the last bathroom stall, hopefully it was good.

While private was in the bathroom, Freddy heard a familiar voice to him, it was his friend mike, who came running up to him.

Mike: oh thank god! Your alive!

Freddy: mike! Your ok too!

Mike: thank god I found you, everyone else we knew I have found dead o noted from them..... God! What happened! We were all just having a blast a few hours ago, and now everyone we know is dead!

Freddy:...

The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 1

posted by queenpalm

"I have not any new information. At the moment they are simply doing training. The club is doing well. I think one of the members is almost on our side," I said.
"Okay then. Good work. Keep a close eye on them. Especially that Annabella and Ivy. I don't trust any of them neither should you," Dr. Blowhole said.
"Okay, this is agent Scar, signing out."
I shut down my Spycon and headed to my elevator. Great, my daily reports were done, and it was only noon. I still had time to hand out the remaining invitations!
The doors opened and I stepped up and out. I took a short climb up the volcano. I scanned...

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Penguins/corpse party:chapter 1

posted by spmana123

........ugh....
???:what the.....where am...I-ugh! I must have twisted my leg.
Julien was inside a room, clustered with dusty and dirty chairs, where was he?

Julien:ugh... Where am I?

Julien began to walk around the room looking for clues as to where he was, on the other side of the classroom was Maurice lying on the ground.

Julien:!!!!, Maurice, Maurice answer me!

Julien couldn't reach him because of all the stuff in the way. He decides to leave the room to check to see if Maurice was ok. While leaving the room to check the other side, julien tripped and sprained his ankle even more.

Julien: ugh!!!...

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Amore hurts:chapter 1, the beginning

posted by spmana123

It was a typical giorno at the zoo again, just laying down on my bed, I had another dream about skipper..I can get him out of my head....but I don't know what to do! What should I do Leslie? "We'll Marlene, have te told him about your feelings towards him?" detto Leslie.(Leslie was one of my best Friends at the zoo, we talk about everything together). " I've tried, but he ignores me like I'm nothing towards him" I said. We both continued to talk about how to make him like me, until Leslie thought of this crazy idea that might just work. "Why don't te just go out with one of his friends, that...

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On the Origins of a Nerdy Birdy.

posted by TheRatKing1

( Author's note: the drawing belongs to Lt_Kowalski. I don't own it, but i wish i did, that's how epic it is)

*presses tape recorder button*

"0900 hours....Skipper's Log......

After the recente success of my life's story, I decided to do one for Kowalski. He doesn't know I'm doing this, so try to keep this under wraps, comprende?

I did background checks on all of my boys when they joined the team. I don't suppose i did it thoroughly enough, because there's a whole other side to Private that I-.... right...this is about Kowalski... you'll have to wait and see if i decide to do one for Private.

Rico's...

What if manfredi and johnson were still alive

posted by Kowalskyman1

if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE giorno SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT giorno SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told Amore potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent mostra gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN grigio, dun DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the elefante foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....

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Warrior's Of Night -4- ~Petting Zoo Madness/HQ Madness~

posted by winkies77

Ok peacebaby7 here's umm well, chappie 4 XD

5:00 p.m., Petting Zoo
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"AH!" Skipper screamed and stomped and killed lots of bugs o te know what ever they were, but più kept coming to bite him.

Rico came 4 minuti later, and almost passed out da the sight of hundreds of....things. He puked up a flyswatter and started smashing bugs. But it was no use.

He finally gave up and watched in horror as his leader would (possibly) be eaten. He glanced to his right and saw a book--more like a journal--and picked it up.
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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 1 A giorno which changed everything

posted by MadagascarGirl

Okay, this chapter was already done but it was full of grammar errors, so I post this one with a better grammar. Of course, it’s still full of mistakes but believe me, it’s better than the first one. ;D
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It was a beautiful sunny the Central Park Zoo the animali do everything as always... which doesn't mean it was normal. The lemurs were dancing of course to the loud music. The Four penguins were training outside their HQ. Suddenly in front of them jumped an otter.
"Hey guys, I have the great news!" the lontra said.
"What kind of news, Marlene?" Skipper asked.
"I'll have..." Marlene paused for...

The way how Manfredi and Johnson died

posted by King_Clemson

Put this on fanfiction, on Deviantart...
So I want it here too. c:
But I think it's kind of bad.
And the reason why he killed Manfredi and Johnson is stupid.

Written da me
Translated da my sister
Design about Manfredi and Johnson da LittleEliot

„Skipper please ransom us…" detto Manfredi afflicted. The chiefpenguin just starred with a shocked face at his two teamcollegues. Should he really give them the death blow? It would be better for both, they didn´t look like someone could save them. But he couldn´t…He couldn´t kill his team collegues!
Why did that dansk snake do that?! He trusted the...

Leave to Change (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Wait For You")

posted by mostar1219

His phone didn't ring, not for a call, not for a text, not for anything. He just sat on the side of the letto wondering if there was really anything he could do to make her see what he saw. One thing on his mind was, if not for Skipper, she'd still be da the scientist's side.

Flashback

Kowalski was practicing some rock climbing while Rico and Private were on belay and Skipper and Monique were watching. Skipper noticed how excited and nervous Monique looked while witnessing the brains climbing like a spider.
"When's the last time you've climbed a wall?" Skipper asked.
"Oh, a few years back. I stopped...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 6 Seven Diadems

posted by MadagascarGirl

"I found a piece of paper" detto Private.
"Let me see... no we don't need it now, it's instruction for something look like laser, this will be probably required later"
"Kaboom?"
"I don't think so, Rico"
"Aww"
"Here's something" detto Skipper. On the bacheca was hollows of some symbols "Here's lizard, spider, frog and... I think it's a silver"
"And over it is kettle, this is our instruction to make potion"
"Hey, Rico has got jar with lucertola and spider"
"So, we must caught frog and find silver"
Kowalski winced at the sight of dried ragno and lizard.
"Blech... I see jar with a frog" detto Kowalski.
"Rico, have...

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Confidence is Strength (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "You Raise Me Up")

posted by mostar1219

Petting Zoo

There was a fight going on. The Blue Hen was thawed out faster than Steve Rogers and challenged Kowalski to a fight of brains and brawns. The whole zoo was able to watch while Alice was kept busy.
When the fight was going on, as much as Kowalski tried to prevent it, he was getting beaten in places that a pinguino didn't want to get beaten. It was a horrifying sight, but the most horrified was Monique, she even tried to keep herself from crying.
When Monique called a time out, the Blue Hen turned around feeling pretty confident about a possible victory.
"Seems like she's still expecting...

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Thoughts of The One (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "Gotta Be Somebody")

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski didn't know what was wrong with him. Obviously, Skipper's jokes on what he believes is wrong with him never helped at all.
Every night, Kowalski has the same dream, and he couldn't tell if it was from his "subconscial visiting pill" o not. In the dream, he's in the streets of the concrete jungle face to face with a young woman, who appeared to be a tomboy with wacky hair and glasses, they smile at each other as their faces brighten up in the moonlight and the strada, via lights. He'd feel her hair and rub his hand down her cheek, making her blush, and she'd gently pushed some of his short,...

Ending (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Leave Out All The Rest")

posted by mostar1219

Dream

It was a quiet giorno in the HQ. It might've even seemed too quiet for some and that "some" wasn't Skipper. To Kowalski, something didn't seem right.
He left the HQ for a while and looked around the zoo and everyone was present in the zoo. All except for one: Monique. He double checked the zoo, he even triple checked. She didn't say anything about leaving and she's talked to Kowalski about a lot.
What was also amazing was that no one else seemed to notice her disappearance except for him. Not even Skipper, and he always his parttime blood shot, highly trained eyes on everything. Kowalski had...

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Burnt Distance (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Crawling Back to You")

posted by mostar1219

Bridge

They were on different sides while it was burning. Both unable to see the other's face, they had tears slowly crawling out of their eyes, not just from the destruction of the bridge, but from the fact that there's no way they can be back together again.

The Distance
Kowalski's busy in his room Scrivere on his clipboard and although he felt tired, he couldn't take a nap. Everytime he closed his eyes, all he could see is Monique sitting successivo to him and turning her head to see him. The bad thing about it is that it reminds him that she's no longer with him. He finished his Scrivere on his clipboard,...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (6) Mind Tango

posted by peacebaby7

March 19, 2012

(Elizabeth’s POV)

After eleven hours of labor, my son was born. The secondo I heard the beautiful sound of his crying my cuore seemed to stop. I watched as the doctor wrapped my little Ryan in a soft blue blanket. He walked over with holding my baby, then brought his face mask down from over his face. I tried to gasp, but ended up choking on my own breath. My eyes seemed to grow 10x wider at the site of Hans holding my Ryan. He grinned evilly. “You want him? te know what te have to do.” He left the room laughing, taking Ryan with him, who started crying again. I was numb...

The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 1 Fight

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Kowalski, analysis” detto Skipper, leader of the penguins team.
“I think we have got all… Rico?” detto tall penguins Kowalski, who was a scientist.
Rico checked his stomach, which was a magazine of theirs weapons. He nodded.
“So we can go” detto Kowalski.
“Ok, everybody are ready?”
“Yes, sir” detto three penguins.
“Operation: Blowhole, start… now” detto Skipper and all penguins went out of their HQ.
“How we get to Blowhole?” asked young pinguino Private.
“We can go da subway”
Penguins went to New York city town and get to the subway. In subway weren’t any people, so...

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Celeste Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy o even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to letto so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking latte from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...

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Separate (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Home" da Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Monique was looking out the window with a sign of sorrow on her face. It has been at least 3 years since she left New York to fulfill her dream in California to sing, but it felt like longer. She was a bit homesick, but she mostly missed Kowalski. Sure they talk on the phone from time to time when they're both free, but it's not the same. She looked up at the stars, wondering what would be the right thing to do.
Just then, her phone was ringing. Kowalski was calling and she managed to answer.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Monique. It's me."
"I know it's you, Kowalski. How was your day?"
"Let's see, malfunctioning...

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Celeste Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Private's domanda stung. It seemed as if she hadn't anticipated him asking. She closed her eyes and reminisced painfully. A amaro taste formed in her beak. It was like she could feel the cold hands grasping her again.
"Scientists," She answered simply, covering up her past.
"What intentions would they have in caging up a pinguino in a lab for years?" Private wondered naïvely. Skipper elbowed Kowalski in the ribs.
"Uh… I'll explain later, Private." Kowalski said.
"No, it's fine. te see, there are some scientists. Evil scientists, who test chemicals out on animals. Sometimes, like in my case,...