Character:
Team Rocket
Landis

Team Rocket: We sell fake Pokétch! We sell fake Pokétch!
Landis: Ahem!
Team Rocket: Landis?
Landis: Yes, te sell fake Pokétch?
Team Rocket: Eh... no.
Landis: te lie.
Team Rocket: How can we lie?
Landis: Because te sell fake Pokétch. Fake Pokétch is not good.
Team Rocket: Why?
Landis: Pirated product make te susceptible to police.
Team Rocket: Police? Like Officer Jenny?
Landis: Yes. So, do te want to sell pirated products, such as fake Pokétch?
Team Rocket: No.
Landis: Good. te are not incarcerated.
Team Rocket: Yahoo!