Ash Ketchum Baby Daddy Ch 4: Carnival Time!

(All of the people are at the carnival.)
Ash: Look at this place, Pikachu! The rides, the prizes and the food! Let's hit it buddy!
Pikachu: Pi Pikachu!
Misty: (Walking with Tracey.) Ugh. Look at these scamming games! What kind of idiot gets easily tricked da those rip-off artists?
Max: (Running to the games.) GAMES! GAMES! GAMES!
Misty: I just had to say it!
(Max runs to a Paintball Deer Shooting Game booth!)
Max: (he picks up a paintball gun.) YEAHOO! THIS IS AWESOME MAN!
Booth Clerk: That'll be 60 for game! (She gets 60 from Max.)
Bonnie: Oh, Miss Beautiful Booth Clerk? Please, be my keeper! Take care of my brother!
Dedenne: De ne ne ne!
Clemont: What are te doing? I told te to stop this a million times! (He uses his Aipom arm to drag Bonnie away from the Booth Clerk)
Bonnie: Think about it okay?
(Max sees a warning sign on the front of the booth saying: Warning: Watch out for Dick Shani!)
Max: What's with the sign?
Booth Clerk: Oh that's just a in case if Dick Shani is a customer here! (She sees Dick Shani coming to this booth!) Oh my god! Everyone take cover! (She lies down inside the booth.)
Mac: (Confused) I don't get it!
Dick Shani: (he takes a paintball gun and aims it at Max.)
Max: Oh man! (He gets shot in the shoulder.) OW! (He gets shot in the stomach) OW! THE PAINT IS BURNING MY SKIN! (He gets shot in the leg. He falls down backwards.) STOP!
May: Stop hurting my brother!
Dick Shani: Sorry thought te were a plastic deer! (He outs down the paintball gun and walks away.)
(Ash, Brock, Cilan, Clemont, and Tracey walk over to Max who is covered in paint and is lying down on the ground.)
Brock: C'mon let's get on rides!
Max: (Shots straight up on his feet.) OK! WOOHOO! (He runs to the rides.)
Cilan: Hey, Ash, te tell Serena yet?
Ash: Tell her what?
Cilan: About her test results!
Ash: OH MAN! (He slaps his forehead) I completely forgot! I can't believe I forgot to tell her!
Pikachu: (he shook his head) Pika.
(They sees Verne!)
Verne: I'll tell te what te can't believe in… Ghosts! (Piano tune and sings.) Where did Roberson incrociatore go on Fridays to Saturday nights…..HA! (He forgets the rest of the lyrics.) Damn! (He looks at Johnny) Play me off Johnny!
(Johnny plays the Pianoforte until Pikachu shocks him and Verne and they have died due to the shock.)
Ash: Okay, Pikachu. They're dead. We'll be not seeing them again in this story. (He gets a tap on a shoulder and sees an old man behind him.)
Herbert (the old man): Excuse young teenage man, but are te that sexy Pokemon trainer with a cute Pikachu?
Ash: Um… yeah? I'm Ash.
Pikachu: Pika?
Herbert: Mmmmmmmmhhh! Ash is a good name!
Ash: Um….thanks?
Herbert: I Amore that cool hat of yours!
Ash: Um thank you?
Herbert: ….Sweet Jesus….! (Eyes widen and take out a pen and a napkin.) Will te sign this napkin for me?
Ash: Um sure. (He takes his pen and signs the napkin.) There te go! (He gives him the pen and autographed napkin.)
Herbert: Thank you!
Ash: No prob! (He runs away to the guys.) ciao guys wait up!
Herbert: (Holds down his pen.) Come here Jessie and smell my pen!
Jessie (His dog): (Seal crawls to him and sniffs his pen.) Hm!
Herbert: Hm!
Jessie: Mmmmmmhhhhh!
Herbert: Mmmmmmmmhhh! Today was a good day!
(At the Carnival Souvenir stands, Iris and her Axew are looking at postcards with scenery pictures on them at the postcard stand.)
Iris: (she looks at a postcard with a picture of an open field on it.) That'll be good to sketch. (She goes to the cashier.) I like to purchase this!
Cashier: (he looks up) Oh my gosh! Are te Iris?
Iris: Yes!
Cashier: (he gets stars strucked) It's an honor to finally meet te in person! You're my preferito contestant!
Iris: Oh really? (Smiles) Thank you!
Cashier: (he takes out a permanent marker and a 5 stella, star journal.) Will te sign on my journal cover?
Iris: Sure! (She signs the Cashier's journal cover.)
Cashier: Thank you! Oh and the postcard is on me!
Iris: Seriously? Sweet! (She takes the postcard.) Look, Axew, I signed an autograph and got a free postcard!
Axew: Axew!
(Georgia and Burgundy come up to the same stand.)
Georgia: Big head has a fan? Shocking!
Cashier: (he sees Georgia.) ciao are te Georgia?
Georgia: (Smiles) Why yes I am!
Cashier: te ugly!
Iris: I Amore my fan! (She walks past Georgia and Burgundy.)
(Georgia and Burgundy walks away from the stand.)
Georgia: (angrily) Why is everyone calling me that?
Burgundy: Well te are bossy to Cilan's friend Iris!
Georgia: SHUT UP!
(At the Carnival in the petting zoo area, Misty is feeding and petting a pig with Pikachu. Ash is waiting for them to be done while the guys are on rides. Ash sees little kids playing with the animals. He sees a 5yr. old boy petting a goat with his father. Ash wishes that was him when he was 5 yrs. Old but his father passed away from the car crash! He sees a married couple watching their 1 yr. old baby girl waddling to a anatroccolo and feeds it. He smiles. He looks at Misty who is still petting the goat.)
Ash: (Bored) Can we go now?
Misty: Shut your mouth! I'm having fun!
Ash: (he takes some animal pellets and puts them in Misty's back pocket. He gets out of the pen.)
Misty: (A horse bits her butt.) Hey! (A pig bits her butt.) Stop! (A anatroccolo bits her butt.) I detto stop! (All of the petting zoo animali gangs up on her. She runs around inside the pen and the animali are chasing her.) AAAAAHHH!
(Ash along with Pikachu laughed at the sight but then Ash sees the 5 yr. old boy and his father hugging each other out from the pen. Then they walk away while holding hands and swinging arms. Ash frowns. He walks over to the canguro pen where Max is at.)
Max: (he sees a Joey inside the Mother Kangaroo's pouch. He takes some pellets and gets in the pen. He leaves a pile of pellets on the ground.) Here little fella, come get the food. (The Joey gets out of the Mother Kangaroo's pouch and goes over to eat the pile of pellets. He sneaks up on the Mother Kangaroo.) I always wanted to do this! (He puts his foot in the pouch.)
Ash: (he walks up to the pen and gasps.) MAX! WHAT THE HECK ARE te DOING?!
(The Mother canguro is in pain and is having a hard time walking because Max is in her pouch. Max is sagging inside the pouch because he's too heavy to carry.)
Max: (Laughs) ciao Ash look at me I'm Roo! (He looks up to the Mother Kangaroo.) C'mon ma let's watch Pooh drink the honey out the bee hive da pretending he's a rain cloud! (The Mother canguro falls down. He gets out.) Well that was fun! (He sees an angry Joey in front of him.) Why hello there! te are such a cute Joey!
(The Joey sits back on his tail and kicks Max up high in the sky! Max is fionda shot far away from the Carnival!)
Ash: (Looking up) Well that'll teach him!
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Misty: (she walks to Ash with bite marks, messed up hair, dirty, and a black eye. In a angry tone.) I am going to kick-your-butt!
Intercom: All people please segnala to the picnic area for lunch!
(In the Sky, Max is still shooting through mid air.)
Max: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (He lands on the mountain road and rolls down the mountain. He is heading towards the same house the Honda crashed in.)
(In the House, Barry just finished filling in the big hole on the bacheca of his house
Barry: (Smiles) All done!
(Max crashes through the same wall!)
Barry: (Angry) AW COME ON! I REALLY WANT A FINE!
(Back at the Carnival, Ash is walking to the picnic area and his cell phone is beeping!)
Ash: (Answers it.) Yeah Serena? Yeah I'm coming. I need to tell te something there! I Amore te too! Ok bye! (He hangs up and walks off with Pikachu on his shoulder.)

To be continued....