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mese te were born!

[ ] January: I cuddled with...
[ ] February: I stabbed...
[ ] March: I pulled...
[ ] April: I ran naked with...
[ ] May: I banged...
[ ] June: I Ninja kicked...
[ ] July: I had sex with...
[ ] August: I licked...
[ ] September: I ate out with...
[ ] October: I slapped...
[ ] November: I smoked with...
[ ] December: I raped...


Pick the giorno te were born!

[ ] 01: The kool-aid guy...
[ ] 02: A horse...
[ ] 03: A porn star...
[ ] 04: A toothbrush...
[ ] 05: An Ipod...
[ ] 06: My neighbor...
[ ] 07: A glass of milk...
[ ] 08: A pickle...
[ ] 09: Santa Claus...
[ ] 10: A hobo...
[ ] 11: My best mate...
[ ] 12: Paris Hilton...
[ ] 13: A whore...
[ ] 14: A cat...
[ ] 15: A bisexual...
[ ] 16: A crackhead...
[ ] 17: The profilo owner...
[ ] 18: A lesbian...
[ ] 19: A homo...
[ ] 20: Some cheese...
[ ] 21: A toilet...
[ ] 22: Your mom...
[ ] 23: An Easter egg...
[ ] 24: A cereal box...
[ ] 25: Myself...
[ ] 26: My ex...
[ ] 27: An orange...
[ ] 28: A ninja...
[ ] 29: A homosexual...
[ ] 30: A llama...
[ ] 31: A duck...

Pick your preferito color!

[ ] Red: Because I have amazing boobs.
[ ] Orange: Because I was dared too.
[ ] Yellow: Because I smoke crack.
[ ] Green: Because I'm beautiful.
[ ] Aqua: Because it was cool.
[ ] Blue: Because I wanted to.
[ ] Purple: Because I'm a pimp.
[ ] Pink: Because I like noodles.
[ ] Brown: Because I'm gay.
[ ] Grey: Because that's how I roll.
[ ] White: And I'd do it again.
[ ] Black: Because I'm sexy.

I got "I raped myself because i'm sexy"
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haha awesome ur bday is at christmas! :D
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Plz can te make più of these?
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te Lost me at raped....
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Sammisaurus said:
I ran naked with a homosexual because I smoke crack.
Oh dear...
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That sounds fun to watch.
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Whirlwind586 said:
I ran naked with some cheese because I'm a pimp.
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XDDDDDD
SheWolf11 posted più di un anno fa
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That is so gonna be mymotto now.
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XD
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8theGreat said:
I smacked a salamoia, pickle because that's how I roll.
Uh...
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xDDD
PartyOrange posted più di un anno fa
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:) lol 'thats how te roll'
CatValentine09 posted più di un anno fa
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That's amazing XD
MomoThePuppy posted più di un anno fa
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I cracked up on that XD
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xXitachiXx said:
I slapped Santa Claus Because I have amazing boobs.

*Looks down*..eh..xD
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lol
StarGirl1721 posted più di un anno fa
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XD
girsmurf22 posted più di un anno fa
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THESE AWNSERS ARE MAKING ME BURST OUT IN LAUGHTER... O.O
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
FairuzBones said:
I had sex with my ex because I'm sexy O_o
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3 exs in a row!
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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:D
BeastBoyCahill posted più di un anno fa
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ohh
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StarGirl1721 said:
I raped a cereal box because I'm sexy.....WTH -_-


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Your born a giorno before me. And te like black too!
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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oh gosh
mehere posted più di un anno fa
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xD
xXxAngelessxXx posted più di un anno fa
Liz4Avril said:
I stabbed my neighbor because it was cool. OMG, my neighbor is so nice.
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Heartisalone said:
I cuddled with an Easter egg because I have amazing boobs.

Wat.
ಠJಠ
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First one to get cuddled!
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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omg u got the same b-day as me!! but that's not my fave color XD
mintymidget210 posted più di un anno fa
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XD
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
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XD
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adultswimperson said:
I smoked with your mom because I'm sexy.
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Your birthday is 4 days after mine! And we have the same preferito colour XD
Mar10 posted più di un anno fa
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@Mar10, Awesome.
adultswimperson posted più di un anno fa
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SO LUCKY!! But not my mom because she doesn't smoke :l That's one giorno after my sisters birthday but she would get "I smoked with an easter egg because I like noodles
Misspiggyno1fan posted più di un anno fa
AzulFire said:
I smoked with a lama, llama because i'm sexy.
Bl

S*** just got real.
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XD
gumball789 posted più di un anno fa
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THIS.
Skittyme posted più di un anno fa
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BEST. ONE. YET.
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
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lol
nmdis posted più di un anno fa
2dolphn97 said:
I had sex with a horse because I'm a pimp
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lofl
ilovecornholio posted più di un anno fa
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XD
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
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X,D
xXxAngelessxXx posted più di un anno fa
ShadowWeapon said:
I licked myself because I'm sexy? Who the fuck made this shit?
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your mom!
brooklyn98 posted più di un anno fa
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lol
Lady10358 posted più di un anno fa
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te know who else made this? MY MOM! (Regular mostra refrence XD)
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
Robssesed said:
I banged my neigbour cause i have great boobs.... LMFAO
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really :D :D
Skater_Girl_1 posted più di un anno fa
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yup!
Robssesed posted più di un anno fa
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XDD
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
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lolololol xxx
Robssesed posted più di un anno fa
BFB101 said:
I banged an Easter egg because I'm sexy.
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verbalize said:
I ninja kicked my best mate because I wanted too.
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te have the same birthday as my dad. I like your results better. It sounds funner.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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Mine is the same thing but it detto "I ran naked with"
joe411 posted più di un anno fa
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XD
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
ChocoLuvr101 said:
I stabbed a horse because I wanted to.
...Wut? O_O
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CatValentine09 posted più di un anno fa
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Noooooooooo
Skittyme posted più di un anno fa
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Im laughing too hard XDD
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
Chaann94 said:
I slapped some cheese because I like noodles...

TAKE THAT CHEESE!! ARE te IN NOODLES?! NO?! THEN UR STUPID!!!!!!!
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Your born a giorno before my bf. Your answer makes me hungry...
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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lol
Princesskiara15 posted più di un anno fa
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@Angeless that's the entire point, genius XD
Chaann94 posted più di un anno fa
Jonas_City said:
I stabbed my ex because I'm beautiful.
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XD
carsfan posted più di un anno fa
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@skater_girl: Cool story bro.
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
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lol
xXxAngelessxXx posted più di un anno fa
SheWolf11 said:
I had sex with a glass of latte because I'm sexy? WTF? Did someone spike my Welch's?!
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It was your milk! It was jealous!
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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^ I bet. I'm quite the catch among beverages. lol wtf? XD
SheWolf11 posted più di un anno fa
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OMFG!! LOL!!!! XD I will die laughing!!
xXxAngelessxXx posted più di un anno fa
Alaa1999 said:
"I banged a toothbrush because i'm a pimp"

O_o
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Yaaaay same birthday~
Skittyme posted più di un anno fa
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CoOl! ;)
Alaa1999 posted più di un anno fa
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Pfffftt!! XD
xXxAngelessxXx posted più di un anno fa
MeHannahMontana said:
I Smoked With An Easter Egg Because I Have Amazing Boobs...

*Looked Down* Lolz
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kay, u should tell the easter egg tha smokin is bad :D
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XD
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ruby1000 said:
I ran naked with My best mate Because I have amazing boobs.
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Sounds legit...
BeastBoyCahill posted più di un anno fa
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kay sounds like a plan for 22 december "end of world" but scream im alive doin it :D :D :D
Skater_Girl_1 posted più di un anno fa
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XD
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vegeta007 said:
I banged a glass of latte because i wanted to

dahm that's some freaky shiz
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SEEMS LEGIT
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
Lulu_Kururugi said:
I stabbed an arancia, arancio Because im sexy






0.0 This seriesly dosent make any sense at all
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That's what makes it funny!
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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lol yeah take tha orange! im sexier :D :D :D
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XDD
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nugget14 said:
I had sex with a bisexual beause I wanted to.

Lol
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lol
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gwendiamond said:
I got i smaoked with a biosexual because i'm beautiful
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Yeah, that totaly will happen!
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FMA_Rocks said:
I ate out with a toothbrush because i wanted to...
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XD
girsmurf22 posted più di un anno fa
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XDD
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xXSweeneyXx said:
I smoke with a toilet because I have amazing boobs.
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Coincidentally, so do a lot of people here.
TwinCherryVee posted più di un anno fa
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A lot of people must like the color red ><
Skittyme posted più di un anno fa
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XD
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seki said:
i slapped a glass of latte because i like noodles
;P
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214 said:
I ate out with a lama, llama because I'm beautiful.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME "ATE OUT" IS THE OTHER MEANING!!!
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evangelinetom said:
i banged paris hilton because i am beautiful!!wow that makes somewhat sense!!:P
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XD
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tassia said:
I licked A homosexual Because I'm a pimp.
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:D Sounds legit!
BeastBoyCahill posted più di un anno fa
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WAIT..........August 29th, Purple?! ARE te MY TWIN o WHAT?!?!
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Aisy said:
"I smoked with a cat because i wanted to"

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beastboy123 said:
"i raped my neighbor because i was dared too"



...........okay then ._.
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michelle1654 posted più di un anno fa
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Meh xD
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lol
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SummerMoon said:
I ran naked with a crack head because I'm beautiful.











Wat. ._.
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wow lol
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.___. I'll never want to be seen with te
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MJlover101 said:
I slapped a cat because I like noodles

I'm allergic to noodles though...
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Lol.
SummerMoon posted più di un anno fa
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lol this is funny
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:D
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XD
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maxygirlforever said:
I stabbed myself because I'm sexy. (X
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SEEMS LEGIT
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jeniffer2200 said:
I pulled a anatra because i'm a pimp.

O_O
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I think your the first person here with anything about a pulling a duck.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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:D
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XD
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evamitrai said:
I licked a lesbian Because Im a pimp..
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that makes sence pimps Amore lesbos
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:D Makes sense!
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XDD
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anime7reality said:
I stabbed a bisexual because I wanted to or
I stabbed a bisexual because it was cool
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1st is the best. XD
gumball789 posted più di un anno fa
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XDD
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rabigfan96 said:
I licked myself because I am sexy O_O
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o_____o
azkaban posted più di un anno fa
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awkward
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._______________________. WTH
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justingurl99 said:
i got "I stabbed a salamoia, pickle because I'm sexy"

I chose black as my favourite colour, though I also Amore purple.
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If te chose purple, it would have been I stabbed a salamoia, pickle because i am a pimp.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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XD
monkeyrockla posted più di un anno fa
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XDD
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rorovip21 said:
I ran naked with a homosexual because I was dared too
What the ......
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lol XD
gumball789 posted più di un anno fa
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
spongefan612 posted più di un anno fa
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YEP, THAT COULD DEFINETLY HAPPEN IN THE REAL WORLD
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SaveWord_Apples said:
I stabbed My best mate Because I'm sexy.
....
it's the truth ... xP
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XD
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Kaitain said:
I stabbed a homo because it was cool. Lol
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animegrl52p said:
I ran naked with a toilet because I have amazing boobs......


Oh..how nice.......
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lol
Nsyncfan619 posted più di un anno fa
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XDDDD
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Seastar4374 said:
I raped my best mate because I'm gay
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0_o ur gay>
rino25 posted più di un anno fa
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Apperiently
Seastar4374 posted più di un anno fa
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XDD
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
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lol
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kornlover said:
I licked a homosexual b-cuz thats how i roll
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XD
gumball789 posted più di un anno fa
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XD
zanesaaomgfan posted più di un anno fa
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Oh god, This line Of the "XD" emoticon is really long .____.
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gumball789 said:
I ran naked with a lama, llama because i'm sexy. O_o
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
spongefan612 posted più di un anno fa
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My sis's is i slapped a anatra because i'm a pimp O_o
gumball789 posted più di un anno fa
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Ooooooooohkay?
thatlimbokid posted più di un anno fa
050801090907 said:
I licked an ipod because I have amazing boobs! o_o
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Hey, we have the same birthday!
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Oh my god... Oh, 050801090907!!! It's been a long time!!! How are you???
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:D
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spongefan612 said:
I ninja kicked Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.

Spongebob had sex with a cat because he's gay.
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Dang. That made sense.
spongefan612 posted più di un anno fa
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XDDD ROFL!
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XDD
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victoria7011 said:
I stabbed a porn stella, star because I wanted to.
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O.o
BeastBoyCahill posted più di un anno fa
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lolz
prod4ever posted più di un anno fa
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SEEMS LEGIT
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:D
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PartyOrange said:
I smoked with a toothbrush because I wanted to. (Was I already high da any chance?)
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lol
TwinCherryVee posted più di un anno fa
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lol
mintymidget210 posted più di un anno fa
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yup i remember that...good times lol xxx
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IloveDxC said:
I slapped a homosexual because I'm a pimp?
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If te pimp out man-whores, that is what te do.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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Sounds about right.
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someone_save_me said:
I ate out with an arancia, arancio because I'm beautiful.
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justinbieber57 said:
I ran naked with a porn stella, star because i have amazing boobs.... well then......
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that one actually kinda makes sense...
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taismo723 said:
I had sex with an Easter egg because I wanted to.


/puts as new status
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ICONicgirl7 said:
I licked an Easter egg because it was cool.
yeah... :)
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lol
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Brandey said:
I banged a homosexual because I wanted to.
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Makes sense.
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Thrillie-jean said:
I licked a homosexual because i have amazing boobs...???
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Animeshnica said:
"I ninja kicked an arancia, arancio because I wanted to."
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That makes sense actually
spongefan612 posted più di un anno fa
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arancia, arancio soccer!
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saz19126 said:
I ran naked with a cat because I'm a pimp lol
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animelover97 said:
I smoked with an arancia, arancio because i'm sexy -_-

November 27th XD
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BlindBandit92 said:
I got "I stabbed the kool-aid guy because I'm sexy".


I don't have a fav color so I just picked one.
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First one to do anything to the kool aid guy. I guess not allot of people are born as the first of anything.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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I guess so.
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ultrasonic34 said:
I licked an iPod because it was cool. Wait, what?
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kids these days...
C-GODZILLA posted più di un anno fa
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lol i dont really get it, dose tha mean, i gotta lick me ipod rite now to be cool :D :D :D
Skater_Girl_1 posted più di un anno fa
ilovecornholio said:
I ate out with a toilet because i wanted to...ok i feel weird o_o
Freddy(my bestie!):i stabbed some cheese because i have amazing boobs..since when am i a girl0-0
Dale(his bronie):i cuddled with the kool-aid guy because im a pimp
Holly(other bestie):i smoked with santa claus because thats how i roll
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te and your Friends have such fun birthday combos.
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CatValentine09 said:
I ninja-kicked my neighbor because I was dared to.
Ironic, I really don't like my neighbor, I'm a black belt, and me and my Friends play truth o dare a lot.:)
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We have the same birthday! Cool!
Vocaloidcode01 posted più di un anno fa
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Totally cool! I actually know someone who was born 8 minuti apart from me:)
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Totally cool! I actually know someone who was born 8 minuti apart from me:)
CatValentine09 posted più di un anno fa
JaseKS said:
I smoked with my neighbor because I have amazing boobs.












....?








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 I smoked with my neighbor because I have amazing boobs. ....?
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zanesaaomgfan said:
I ran naked with a bisexual because I'm sexy
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Your born the same mese as me and have the same preferito color.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
MarMar_XigLux said:
I ate out with a Ninja because I wanted to.

Isn't my life boring. = _ =
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MizzMakayla said:
I ninja kicked a homosexual because it was cool


.....
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Mar10 said:
I smoked with a lesbian because I'm sexy. Oh my god. *headdesk*
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mintymidget210 said:
lol I cuddled with an easter egg because I'm a pimp!!!!! XD lol i Amore this!!!!
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So funny ^^
Mar10 posted più di un anno fa
NerdyBanana said:
i ate out with a porn stella, star because i like noodles

WTF!?
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jazzscarb said:
i raped a cat because im sexy....screw this! what the hell i hate Gatti i dont rape anybody! and the only thing right is im sexy and i know it.
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Yeah XD
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dejadthisvu said:
I banged a lesbian because I'm beautiful.
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michelle1654 said:
I ninja kicked a whore because I wanted to.
Interesting. :D
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
i got I stabbed an ipod because i'm beautiful....
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Skitty_Love said:
I ran naked with a horse because I'm a pimp.

Seems accurate.
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XDDDDDDDD
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trehot said:
I ran naked with A porn stella, star because im beautiful
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BatCountry9000 said:
I stabbed a ninja because I wanted to.

.....
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 I stabbed a ninja because I wanted to. .....
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omg that picture is hilarious XD
Jamie_Blue posted più di un anno fa
superstar45 said:
I raped a cat because I wanted to....... 0.0
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Your the secondo person to have raped a cat, except it's because te wanted to.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
selena4011 said:
i banged a cereal box becaus im a pimp .___.
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dancergirl78 said:
I pulled some cheese because I was dared to. :P
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azkaban said:
I stabbed your mom because I'm sexy.

Seems legit Bl
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My hero!
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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Thanks!
Shadmai posted più di un anno fa
mistymaydawngo said:
I stabbed myself because I wanted to........ooook then XD
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.....suicidal attempt...XD
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lolibarbie said:
I ran naked with a hobo because I'm a pimp. Yeeeaaaahhhh man.
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your b-day is one mese away from my dads
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spongesrule said:
I ninja kicked a hobo because i have amazing boobs... :D
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POPclogger216 said:
"I Ninja kicked myself because I wanted to."
Yep, that sounds like me...
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Vocaloidcode01 said:
I ninja kicked my neighbor and I'd do it again.
FTW
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The only one here that like white. It's the funniest. And i'd do it again.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
4422 said:
I stabbed a lesbian because im a gay
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^_^
TwinCherryVee posted più di un anno fa
CMxJ2xKA_L0Ve said:
I cuddled with a bisexual because I'm a pimp! lol ... TOTALLY sounds like me ??? XD
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lol
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
Lovatic4Life said:
I banged A bisexual Because I'm sexy.
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LunaShay said:
I cuddled with a homo because I wanted to..

.. o___o
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Kiniko90 said:
I ninja kicked an ipod because I'm beautiful.
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Jamie_Blue said:
I ran naked with an Easter egg because I wanted to.
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C-GODZILLA said:
"i ran naked with your mom because i was dared to"

........
LOL
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justinfangrrl said:
I smoked a ninja because I wanted to. XD
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darkwave said:
I ran naked with my neighbor because i wanted to...wow -.-'
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Nsyncfan619 said:
I had sex with a anatra because I was dared too.O_O
Wait.....WHAT!?
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hidan141 said:
I ran naked with a cat because im sexy.
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mehere said:
i raped my best mate because im sexy
lolz
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carsfan said:
"I liked myself because I have amazing boobs"

*Looks down* Meh :/
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Usui--takumi said:
I slapped My neighbor Because I'm sexy. *shakes the body*
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HaleyDewit said:
I ran naked with an easter egg because I have amazing boobs.

Okay...
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Ilovesonic47873 said:
I Cuddled With A Bosexaul Because Im Sexy WTF :D my moms birthday is right befor mines me lucky :D :D:D
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Jeffersonian said:
I licked a anatra because I have amazing boobs. O_O
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Gred_and_Forge said:
I Ninja kicked your mom because I wanted to
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Thank te so much.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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Cool! *hits replay button*
Shadmai posted più di un anno fa
DandC4evacute said:
I pulled a homosexual because i have amazing boobs.
*looks down* i guess....
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crazywolf23 said:
I ate out with an arancia, arancio because I wanted to.
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skoish said:
"I smoked with your mom because because that's how I roll."

I'm totally making that my motto.
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OMG, This is the best one. XD
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Codby said:
I licked a horse because that's how I roll.
<.<
>.>
O.O WHAT!!
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SilverHero said:
I stabbed an ipod and I'd do it again.
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Ok then…
aly001 posted più di un anno fa
simpleplan said:
I Ninja kicked a ninja because I wanted to.
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Seems legit. XD
BlindBandit92 posted più di un anno fa
Sonic4Realz said:
I Ninja kicked an Easter egg because I wanted to.
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Soccer!
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
hongkilover said:
I licked a salamoia, pickle because I'm beautiful
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umm..........okaaaaaaaay then...........
gumball789 posted più di un anno fa
KnucklesX said:
I raped a horse because I have amazing boobs? What the hell? I'm a guy and I would never do that!
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laura071197 said:
i smoked with a glass of latte because i wanted to.

thats what i got. this is fun. i liked it
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I'm glad te consider this fun.
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totaldramafan96 said:
I ran naked with Santa Claus because I'm sexy.

What the fuck man. o_o
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i hope he wasn't naked too...
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
Skylen said:
I smoked with a hobo because I smoke crack
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That makes sense.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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lol OMG, This makes sense. XD
blazeandarose posted più di un anno fa
narlyvamp1234 said:
i ran naked with my ex because i have amazing boobs.







































O.O
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my bday is four days after yours (April 30)
gumball789 posted più di un anno fa
noahnstar1616 said:
....







"I stabbed a cereal box because I'm sexy."
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Renarimae said:
I raped a lama, llama because I like noodles.

WTF????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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XD
MyDeadSummer posted più di un anno fa
MyDeadSummer said:
I ate out with some cheese because I wanted to.

I HATE CHEESE THOUGHT! damn it
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Worst data ever.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
vskparaimer said:
I had sex with a homo because I'm beautiful. ^^
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Clutch13 said:
I would never stab anything just cause I'm beutiful. XD
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wow most proper one
seeuvocaloid3 posted più di un anno fa
DiscordiaGirl said:
I ate out with a bisexual because I was dared to.

Wow!!
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Darth-Spearmint said:
I slapped a anatra because I'm a pimp. LOL
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zanhar1 said:
I ran naked with my best mate because that's how I roll.
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te guys must be so close.
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Cassandra789 said:
I had sex with a lesbian because I wanted to.

WHAT?! I'm asexual!!!!!!!!!!!
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Asexuals can have sex too, and not enjoy it.
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MyronPwnsBella said:
I banged an iPod because that's how I roll.

Yeah, that's exactly how I roll! (Sarcasm!)
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Lauren_Mallory said:
I pulled myself because I have amazing boobs.

Wait, how do te PULL yourself anyway?
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I have no idea. Maybe pulling yourself da the arm in a direction with your other arm.
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Lacerta3 said:
I pulled a toilet because I wanted to. xD
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av94 said:
"I ran naked with a glass of latte and I'd do it again." lol
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AstridGoof8219 said:
I licked a homo because I'm beautiful. O_O
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TotalDramaChick said:
I raped an eater egg because i'm a pimp! o.o
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Cherry9090 said:
I pulled a hobo because I'm sexy
Lmfao!!!!!
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PlayingWithFire said:
I ninja kicked a toilet because I have amazing boobs.

WTF! I don't have boobs! I'm a guy!
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Guys can get breast cancer, so maybe pectoral muscles count. Kicking a toilet sounds like it would hurt.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
BabyBlud said:
I licked some cheese because i have amazing boobs
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HuddyLover1 said:

[ ] January: I cuddled with...
[ ] February: I stabbed...
[ ] March: I pulled...
[ ] April: I ran naked with...
[ ] May: I banged...
[ ] June: I Ninja kicked...
[ ] July: I had sex with...
[ ] August: I licked...
[ ] September: I ate out with...
[x] October: I slapped...
[ ] November: I smoked with...
[ ] December: I raped...


Pick the giorno te were born!

[ ] 01: The kool-aid guy...
[x] 02: A horse...
[ ] 03: A porn star...
[ ] 04: A toothbrush...
[ ] 05: An Ipod...
[ ] 06: My neighbor...
[ ] 07: A glass of milk...
[ ] 08: A pickle...
[ ] 09: Santa Claus...
[ ] 10: A hobo...
[ ] 11: My best mate...
[ ] 12: Paris Hilton...
[ ] 13: A whore...
[ ] 14: A cat...
[ ] 15: A bisexual...
[ ] 16: A crackhead...
[ ] 17: The profilo owner...
[ ] 18: A lesbian...
[ ] 19: A homo...
[ ] 20: Some cheese...
[ ] 21: A toilet...
[ ] 22: Your mom...
[ ] 23: An Easter egg...
[ ] 24: A cereal box...
[ ] 25: Myself...
[ ] 26: My ex...
[ ] 27: An orange...
[ ] 28: A ninja...
[ ] 29: A homosexual...
[ ] 30: A llama...
[ ] 31: A duck...

Pick your preferito color!

[ ] Red: Because I have amazing boobs.
[ ] Orange: Because I was dared too.
[ ] Yellow: Because I smoke crack.
[ ] Green: Because I'm beautiful.
[ ] Aqua: Because it was cool.
[ ] Blue: Because I wanted to.
[ ] Purple: Because I'm a pimp.
[ ] Pink: Because I like noodles.
[ ] Brown: Because I'm gay.
[ ] Grey: Because that's how I roll.
[ ] White: And I'd do it again.
[x] Black: Because I'm sexy.


"I slapped a horse cause I'm sexy".
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ripperoo1 said:
I ate out with an IPod because I have amazing boobs.
Sucks, coz I'm am male.
Sucks for me! 8D
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bubblegum_kiss said:
i raped an arancia, arancio because i like noodles.. well, that pretty much sums up my life and purpose in the world.
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brooklyn98 said:
I slapped a salamoia, pickle because I'm sexy! LOL
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4cheese said:
I got "I licked a anatra because I'm a pimp..."
Who the fuck made this?
PEACE OUT! 030
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My sister's is "I ninja-kicked an arancia, arancio because I have amazing boobs...?"
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IoYoI said:


I had sex with a lesbian because I wanted to...


I actually HAVE done this.


Is mine the only one that turned out true??


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Yes. Thanks for the confession.
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
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^Anytime. ;)
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bakuargirl729 said:
I licked A cereal box Because I'm a pimp. .3.
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botchfromhell said:
I had sex with a horse because I'm a pimp
Seems legit
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OwlEyes12 said:
I raped...A llama...Because i'm a pimp.


there are soooooo many things wrong with that sentance
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blazeandarose said:
I slapped a glass of latte because i'm a pimp.

WTF
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blackpanther666 said:
I raped a ninja, because I'm beautiful...

Hmmm, I was wondering where I got the black outfit from and the shurikens //Assassinated//
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noobio7143 said:
I went out with Santa Clause because I'm a pimp...
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Queefa2022 said:
I slapped some cheese because I'm sexy! ;p lol.
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robobot14 said:
I pulled a anatra because I'm a pimp
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blackrose294 said:
I slapped Santa Claus because I'm sexy?!
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Skittyme said:
I banged a toothbrush because I like noodles. :O
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Noeli-Chan said:
I banged santa claus because I like noodles
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Lolz
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alley529 said:
i banged a homosexual because i wanted too.....O.o
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animegurl23 said:
I cuddled with a hobo because i like noodles............ interesting.....-_-
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:D
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Random9747649 said:
i cuddled with Santa Clause because I'm a pimp.
Santa better get me those presents o else imma kill him! B)
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...
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xwolf19 said:
I ninja kicked a homo because I'm beautiful.


Ok.....
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Cool!
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XDD
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popstar000 said:
i smoked with Paris Hilton because i wanted to.








haha im great
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VanilaCoco said:
I smoked with my best mate because I wanted to.
Finally a normal answer!
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Hallelujah!
MasterOfFear posted più di un anno fa
wantadog said:
I ate out with a salamoia, pickle because that's how I roll.

lol my preferito colori are blue and grey...grey won
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Sucks for the pickle.
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Twilight_Dream said:
I stabbed Paris Hilton because I like noodles.

Seems legit.
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chillyneon said:
I BANGED THE KOOL AID GUY CAUSE IM COOL XD
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Aimee147 said:
I had sex with a cat because I wanted to.

O__o I'm not into the whole bestiality thing >_>
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Sandfire_Paiger said:
I smoked with a crackhead because I have amazing boobs...

Damn.
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DemigodsRock said:
I ninja kicked Paris Hilton because I wanted to.... I Amore my birthday. :)
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crrazycake said:
I smoked with A crackhead Because it was cool. XDD
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trixieKitten said:
I ninja kicked a salamoia, pickle because I like noodles.
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Seems Legit...
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Okuni said:
"I slapped a bisexual because I'm sexy."

.........

!!!

O_O

WTH?!?!?!?!?!? I AM NOT SEXY THANKYOUVERYMUCH!!!!! I DRESS LIKE A BOY!!!!!!! Though I did slap a bisexual before........don't ask.
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Wow... That's amazing.
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Lady10358 said:
I ate out with a porn stella, star Because I like noodles and I'm gay??? Alright for 1 this doesn't make sense, and why would I do it because I like noodles? for 2 this is sooo not true.
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orchidpea said:
I ran naked with and easter egg because its cool
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Misspiggyno1fan said:
I stabbed Paris Hilton because I'm Beautiful.
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Musiquelover said:
I ninja kicked my best mate because I have amazing boobs. O___e
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Toxic_pandas said:
I ran naked with A salamoia, pickle Because I'm a pimp.
April/8/purple
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BeastBoyCahill said:
I ate out with a toilet because I'm beautiful with my amazing boobs???

xD I'm not a girl!
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thats what SHE said! \shot\shot\shot
missracoon posted più di un anno fa
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Is that sanitary?
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.__.
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@missracoon: Is SHE Haruhi Fujioka? XD @Shadmai: Perhaps... @Valechan: What? XD
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Kowalski355 said:
i ate out with a ninja because i wanted to XD


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missracoon said:
I ninja kicked a toilet because i'm sexy!
:D i liek the way te think!
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vic5293 said:
i ran naked with my ex because i have amazing boobs O_o
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Immortal42 said:
I stabbed an easter egg because it was cool. And because I'm beautiful. And because I wanted to.
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Ryan231 said:
''i had sex with an arancia, arancio because i wanted too'
O_O
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...
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koolkat-1104 said:
November: I smoked with A toothbrush Because I'm sexy. o.O
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-AngelLove- said:
O_O Mines was "I ran naked with a homo because im sexy" ahhhh
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:D
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tdlovr1234 said:
I banged some cheese becase I smoke crack.
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*because
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99andskj said:
I ran naked with Santa Claus because I HAVE NO FAVOURITE COLOUR. >:3
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Princesskiara15 said:
i raped a lama, llama cause i wanted to
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AmberUchiha said:
i raped a horse cause i wanted to......

ok...... thts jus dang creepy o.O
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dizzydiscgirl said:
I lickedsanta clause because I like noodles.



WHY DO I ALWAYS GET WIERD ONES?!?!? XD
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Tychyng22 said:
I Ninja kicked a ninja because I like noodles.
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RedPineapple said:
I stabbed a ninja because I'm beautiful.

>_>'
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buffyl0v3r44 said:
I pulled a toothbrush because it was cool
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Alexis_Pierce said:
omg i got
i smoked with an ipod because im a pimp LOL
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prod4ever said:
I went out with a ninja bcuz I have amazing boobs but y a ninja and my sis got I had sex with a whore bcuz I'm a pimp my mom got I raped a lama, llama because I. Wanted to and my brother got da I ran naked with the kool aid guy because I wanted to
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KohakuJSMA said:
i cuddled with, myself, because i have amazing boobs... no! last time i got something bad, but this is just WEIRD (in a bad way)!!
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Crazy8s17 said:
I ate out with the profilo own because im a pimp! Welll then! Haha
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aly001 said:
I slapped a homo because it was cool.
0.o
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same birthday as my bff
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Kaien_155 said:
XD I got I ran naked with a hobo because that's how I rol
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Chica45 said:
I cuddled with a toilet Because I smoke crack.

Gee, nice work.

(January, 21 yellow)
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THATS FUNNY HAS HELL
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Rennerocks said:
I licked a crackhead because I'm beautiful ._. that is very interesting...
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sideshowbobbart said:
I bang some cheese cause its cool

:P weird
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te LIKE BANGING CHEESE ...dose that make te chesexual
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