I'd rather not. I would preferto keep my arteries in fine working order while I am young. Anyway, my fussiness doesn't hurt anyone - there's più bacon, pancetta affumicata to go around for everyone else. :)
*starts crying dramatically* Those poor poor pigs! Do they have to die for us just to eat most of it and throw the rest away? I mean they deserve to live, too! How would te feel if someone/something killed te and ate a Piece of te (a small piece) and threw the rest of te away? IT'S NOT FAIR!!! ALL THOSE VEGETARIANS OUT THERE, WHO'S WITH ME?!