I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" o "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He detto "I'd like to have one too." Then I detto "But this is a dog". He detto he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He detto I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He detto every room in the hotel was for sex. I detto "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He detto "Me too."
Part II
One giorno I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But te don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I detto "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge detto "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge detto "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are te doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I detto "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" o "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He detto "I'd like to have one too." Then I detto "But this is a dog". He detto he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He detto I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He detto every room in the hotel was for sex. I detto "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He detto "Me too."
Part II
One giorno I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But te don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I detto "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge detto "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge detto "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are te doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I detto "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my superiore, in alto 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i Amore all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.
1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights
oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the più i listen to the album.
1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights
oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the più i listen to the album.
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Jazz Band: *Playing Musica with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*
July 20th, 1919
PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Broadway Limited
Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.
Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
