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1. When te are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five secondi after it's detto on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do te come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can te fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit successivo to te because the seats alreadly taken da your invisible friend.
12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the Film twist.

13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!"

16. Hum the theme music.

17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet mostra on the ceiling.

18. Go "Ooooooooooh...." whenever someone kisses.

19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.

22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

23. Ask a friend to sit four seats beside te and to call te to your mobile phone, answer after a few rings and start to talk loudly about any anoying subjects te can o about the movie.
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If te have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal da conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what te think."

7. Claim that te must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. te can never changed the past but te must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to più be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so sposta on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as te want until te feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After te cry, te go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till te feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...
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