Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing bambini one.
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Doesn't it annoy te when you're watching your fave mostra on telly, someone is about to die o something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. te know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
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o those annoying My Little pony adverts. Who the hell would want a rosa glittery freaky pony set?
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Dishwasher adverts. Why does a mom and a kid always have to be in every dishwasher advert in the UNIVERSE?
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Do te count the adverts, do te make fun of the people on them, do te throw darts at the TV when they come on? If so, you're not alone.
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And I end up being so happy when the adverts stop and my mostra comes back on...for about 1 minuto before it's time for an ad again. :/
I swear I'v watched più ads on telly than shows in my whole life. :/
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing bambini one.
.
Doesn't it annoy te when you're watching your fave mostra on telly, someone is about to die o something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. te know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
...
o those annoying My Little pony adverts. Who the hell would want a rosa glittery freaky pony set?
.
Dishwasher adverts. Why does a mom and a kid always have to be in every dishwasher advert in the UNIVERSE?
...
Do te count the adverts, do te make fun of the people on them, do te throw darts at the TV when they come on? If so, you're not alone.
.
And I end up being so happy when the adverts stop and my mostra comes back on...for about 1 minuto before it's time for an ad again. :/
I swear I'v watched più ads on telly than shows in my whole life. :/
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This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point te need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit te in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point te need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit te in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to sposta forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me te can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The più I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written da Sara Nachtman
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to sposta forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me te can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The più I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written da Sara Nachtman
