So let's say you're talking to your Friends and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, te manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered da underpants; spinning around to apologize, te instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon te realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to te o
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward te are.
Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if te are still covered in wedding cake. All te need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to te in the past month.
•You start to tell a joke ("So this anatra walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
•Impossibly, someone te have a crush on sits down to say hello to te at lunch. te have just crammed an entire cupcake in your mouth.
•Walking down the street, te gradually become aware that te have no idea how to swing your arms.
•You gleefully shoulder your way into a whispered conversation, expecting it to be about juicy gossip. It is about a dead grandma.
•Nobody is laughing at your hilarious story. te panic and keep embellishing until it has killer bees in it.
•You spend far too much time on a text o email exactly flirty and suggestive enough to send to your new SO. te promptly mis-send it to your mom.
•You rush around a blind corner and plow directly into someone cute. Sobbing is involved. Someone requires stitches.
•You text someone with the kind of casual joke-insults te typically use with close friends. Your message is taken too sincerely.
•Attempting to be fun, te grievously wound someone; e.g. your no-look behind-the-back pass breaks your best friend's glasses o face. Add an additional point if your pass misses your friend and ricochets off a baby.
•"Hi, (Firstname!)" some good friend says to you. te respond: "Oh, hey, ...uh...." secondi pass. Oh my goodness, te think to yourself. Caitlin? Carl? Captain Crunch? I have absolutely no idea what this person's name is. (Add an additional point if all the possible risposte collapse
together in your head and come out as something that could not possibly be a name, e.g. "Hi... Clourtleen?")
Tally up your points, one per situation.
0: Impossibly slick. Wow, te are the smoothest person we know! AT LYING, PROBABLY.
1-2: Cool and composed. te are the equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.
3-7: Ordinary. You're no più o less awkward than the successivo person, assuming the successivo person is not Michael Cera.
8-10: Michael Cera. You're awkward enough that it has become endearing. Consider a film career.
11-12: Michael Cera tripping into a waiter carrying tray of pies. te are the essence of bumbling awkwardness. Purchase good insurance immediately.
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a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to te o
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward te are.
Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if te are still covered in wedding cake. All te need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to te in the past month.
•You start to tell a joke ("So this anatra walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
•Impossibly, someone te have a crush on sits down to say hello to te at lunch. te have just crammed an entire cupcake in your mouth.
•Walking down the street, te gradually become aware that te have no idea how to swing your arms.
•You gleefully shoulder your way into a whispered conversation, expecting it to be about juicy gossip. It is about a dead grandma.
•Nobody is laughing at your hilarious story. te panic and keep embellishing until it has killer bees in it.
•You spend far too much time on a text o email exactly flirty and suggestive enough to send to your new SO. te promptly mis-send it to your mom.
•You rush around a blind corner and plow directly into someone cute. Sobbing is involved. Someone requires stitches.
•You text someone with the kind of casual joke-insults te typically use with close friends. Your message is taken too sincerely.
•Attempting to be fun, te grievously wound someone; e.g. your no-look behind-the-back pass breaks your best friend's glasses o face. Add an additional point if your pass misses your friend and ricochets off a baby.
•"Hi, (Firstname!)" some good friend says to you. te respond: "Oh, hey, ...uh...." secondi pass. Oh my goodness, te think to yourself. Caitlin? Carl? Captain Crunch? I have absolutely no idea what this person's name is. (Add an additional point if all the possible risposte collapse
together in your head and come out as something that could not possibly be a name, e.g. "Hi... Clourtleen?")
Tally up your points, one per situation.
0: Impossibly slick. Wow, te are the smoothest person we know! AT LYING, PROBABLY.
1-2: Cool and composed. te are the equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.
3-7: Ordinary. You're no più o less awkward than the successivo person, assuming the successivo person is not Michael Cera.
8-10: Michael Cera. You're awkward enough that it has become endearing. Consider a film career.
11-12: Michael Cera tripping into a waiter carrying tray of pies. te are the essence of bumbling awkwardness. Purchase good insurance immediately.
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Hi im thinking of wrting a story (IDK how long yet, ill see how far i can get without it becming boring) for storywrite.com (gr8 site) the story is about a female vampire who accidently kills her little brother in bloodlust and decides she no longer wants to be a vampire but the only way to stop being a vampire is to kill the person who infected te and drink all their blood, but that person is her lover, the story is mostly going to be about her struggling with herself on whether what shes trying to do is right and whether shes being selfish and finding herself in promising positions to kill him but not being able to. for più info message me
and now down to the point, i cant think of a title, does anyone have any suggestions, also character, place, any names o titles are appreciated thanks
and now down to the point, i cant think of a title, does anyone have any suggestions, also character, place, any names o titles are appreciated thanks
poem 1:the world
the sun shines bright
there's day,and there's night
both are beautiful sights
this is the world
Winter,spring,summer,and fall
is a magical season
so there is no reason
for te to hate
seasons so great
we are all one
we need the sun
we need the air
we all care
about the world
poem 2:love
there is something above
we cant see it
we cant bee it
but we all know what it is
it is love
Amore is what we need
to live,to breath
to be what we can be
we all need love
Amore is power
Amore is strong.
thats why Amore songs
are so very strong
Poem 3:run (this one isnt all that good)
in the sun
is where i run
away from here
ill not be near
Something that will kill me
something that can be
so deadly and strong
and can kill me with a song
thats why i run
in the sun
i still remember te hum.
im sorry i must run.
the sun shines bright
there's day,and there's night
both are beautiful sights
this is the world
Winter,spring,summer,and fall
is a magical season
so there is no reason
for te to hate
seasons so great
we are all one
we need the sun
we need the air
we all care
about the world
poem 2:love
there is something above
we cant see it
we cant bee it
but we all know what it is
it is love
Amore is what we need
to live,to breath
to be what we can be
we all need love
Amore is power
Amore is strong.
thats why Amore songs
are so very strong
Poem 3:run (this one isnt all that good)
in the sun
is where i run
away from here
ill not be near
Something that will kill me
something that can be
so deadly and strong
and can kill me with a song
thats why i run
in the sun
i still remember te hum.
im sorry i must run.