Relationships! We all need a good laugh now and again! ; )
Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.
Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.
I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- ghiandaia, jay Leno.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy
Amore is rare.
So I shot it, and mounted it on my wall.
Finding Amore can be like the mail
Sometimes te get junk.
Sometimes te get just what te need
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
If te truly Amore them, Let them go.
o cripple them so they can't leave.
Never go to letto mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller.
Whenever I data a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner.
Women are frightening. If te make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred. - Hugh Grant.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she detto to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you. - Anonymous
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher
Amore is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is più precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Amore but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can Amore like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.
Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.
I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- ghiandaia, jay Leno.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy
Amore is rare.
So I shot it, and mounted it on my wall.
Finding Amore can be like the mail
Sometimes te get junk.
Sometimes te get just what te need
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
If te truly Amore them, Let them go.
o cripple them so they can't leave.
Never go to letto mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller.
Whenever I data a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner.
Women are frightening. If te make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred. - Hugh Grant.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she detto to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you. - Anonymous
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher
Amore is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is più precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Amore but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can Amore like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
