random Article: cute name to ur girlfriend

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posted by yukikiyruu

Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when te are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then te may call her da this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective name.
Sugar Cake: Prefect for the sweet and happy girl.
Sugar Puff: This cute name is ideal for your girlfriend, if she is sweet and very sensitive.
Cup Cake: Perfect for a sweet and innocent girl.
Snookums: te can call your girlfriend da this cute name before a kiss.
Peaches: This name is ideal for a girl who blushes a lot.
Angel: Perfect for a really elegant girl.
Pretty: It is one of the best names to call your girlfriend. Any girl will Amore this name.
Honey: This cute name expresses your intense Amore for your girlfriend.
Baby: This name will make your girlfriend feel younger.
Sweetheart: This cute name will make your girlfriend feel very special.

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The real police academy

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Gerhard Mayer`s Art

added by myau

Source: Gerhard Mayer

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Source: tumblr

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random people

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Nick Wolfe

posted by BlondLionEzel

Chapter 1: A Chance Meeting, Karamia!

*San Francisco, California*

Lemuel: *Driving*

Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!

Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let te go!

*Suddenly, something stops the car*

Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!

Fire Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!

Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?

Fire Wolfe: *Hand becomes fuoco and punches the car* Let her go!

Lemuel: *Gets out*

Fire Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*

Karamia: *Sees fuoco Wolfe* Who are you???!!!

Fire Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*

Karamia: *Screaming*

*The successivo day, Japantown,...

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EPIC fanpop RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY! (made da me and ssook78)

posted by hikari_hiwatari

SSOOK78 (Cookie)

VS

HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)

BEGIN

ssook78

Hey Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to te cause i'm to nice
nicer then te in fact most people will say
yeah that's right te heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were Friends in the first place
because te have an ugly culo face

hikari_hiwatari

oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought te were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
you calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is più scary
you o Bloody Mary
you better watch what te say o i'll come for...

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The Fate of the Ones Who Can't Change Chapter One: Caught in Amore

posted by misscrazel

SYVIN

I lay on the erba in the clearing of the woods. Trees rise above our heads and I can hear the trickle of water nearby.
'If someone finds us we're going to be sent to Prison,' Liiel says.
'We're sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza here,' I tell him. 'We'll here The Stalkers coming.'
We have to speak in code, one that The Stalkers don't know. Prison is actually just a camp we would go to. It has a school and a yard and two dorms; girl's dorm and boy's dorm. The Stalkers are the people who send te there. Staff members of the prison. Stalker is a good name for them. They've been stalking me for seven o eight years now,...

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Nick Reviews Episode 1: Free Bird

posted by BlondLionEzel

Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".

Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped da a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.

Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.

Score: 1/5

Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" da Social Distortion and "Back in Time" da MattyB...

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Tell Me Something I don't Know Lyrics

posted by nmdis

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON”T KNOW
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it
Its so hard to break in, there's no way to fake it
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling
I shouldn't believe in the dreams that I'm dreaming
I hear it every day, I hear it all the time
I'm never gonna amount to much
But they're never gonna change my mind, no!
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
How many inches in a mile, what it takes to make te smile
Teach...

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random DERP story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It all started when Chloe was in the cucina making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see

THE END

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Chapter-8: My life... (Teen Fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel's POV:

He was ready to tell me something.

Asking me how come I know that? He patted the place successivo to me.

That means that he wants to say me something.

Ha. I know him better than hos friends. I think.

He inhaled and exhaled air and opened his eyes to look through my eyes and speak.

"I have a girlfriend named, Ruby. I guess te might have met her at the cafeteria at school." He said.

Yeah, I think that's the girl who slapped me and asked me nit to talk with Andrew.

I slowly nodded.

"Did she hurt te very badly? Sorry. I came to know that just now."

"No, that's okay..." I detto trailing off.

"Erm......

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superiore, in alto 10 coolest cars

posted by Seanthehedgehog

IDK why, but I guess I'll be Scrivere certain superiore, in alto 10 articoli for anything. That's pretty much what I've been doing so far. Anyway, here's my superiore, in alto 10 preferito cars of all time

10. Honda S2000

It's a nice sports car, with racing modifications, it could be a fairly good race car. Not only in video games, but in real life as well.

9. Dodge Charger

I'm not talking about those new chargers, though ther are cool. The charger on this list, is the one from the late 60's. This is one of the best muscle cars anyone can get their hands on. It has been featured in many Film with car chases that are liked...

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My life... : Chapter-5 (Teen Fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel’s POV:

That evening while leaving school, I heard girls talking about beauty contest that was going to take place in another two weeks.

All I wanted to do was to go home right now and complete Leggere Julius Caesar book.

What a good plan Mark Antony had towards the assassinators!

As usual, I got my locker cleaned and walked towards the cafeteria to have a sip of coffee.

Enjoying my coffee, I sat down and heard someone call out my name.

I just turned back and saw the angel.

Announcement to ladies and gentlemen: Andrew was calling out my name.

He came closer to me and detto “I want to talk...

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My life... (A teen fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel's POV:

Hi guys, my name is Rachel Stewart. I have got a huge crush on Andrew Fedrer, the guy successivo door from the very first giorno he saved my life from a poisonous snake. But later only I came to know that he did that to attract Vanessa Han.
He is one of the hottest guy in our school. He has gone out on a data with every single girl in our school and that big lista includes even Vanessa Han. Okay that happened last week.
Like I already told, he has gone out on a data with everyone. Wait, not everyone. I didn’t go out with him.
WHY??
I am a nerd. And also a big bookworm who is always stuck with...

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a Tumblr rant about the earth

posted by justinfangrrl

I did write this on tumblr. It's both opinion and fact. More-so on fact. Say what te want. But don't be rude.

***

A rant for the earth~ Idle no più

-just a rant, reblog if te wish/if te Amore the earth- //read if te want

Jeez, I was having a conversation with my mom (a social studies teacher) about racism and how odd it is that somehow all the corrupt, stupid people get picked to be a Country’s leader. [This isn’t always the case of course, but it happens più than it should]

I can honestly say that Stephen Harper is probably the most despicable, corrupt, moronic, pathetic excuse of a Prime...

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Strange Sisters Forever Chapter 5: Wednesdays with Winters

posted by Draculaura10

The successivo giorno was Wednesday, which meant they met with Ms. Winters again. "I'm kind of scared!" Emma whined. Mellissa and Eve rolled their eyes. “Come on, Emma!" Eve threw back her head. "Fine." Emma replied back.

When it was time, Ms. Winters pulled them inside the classroom. "We're going to learn your abilities. Eve, te first. Think bats." Ms. Winters said. Eve got up and closed her eyes. Fangs shot out of mouth and her once small human frame morphed into a bat. "Squeeeeeak! Squeeeaaaak!" Eve tried to say.

"Nice job, Miss Dipalo.Now Mellissa. If te don't already know, te have super strength,...

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Unraveling the mysteries of the interwebz: What do I mean when I say lol?

posted by youngtraveler

First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement o remark funny, even though I may o may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, o just do it to make them think that they like te in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....

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How to calculate your age with Cioccolato

posted by Carbonite

1.Determine how many times a week te eat o want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 o 10.

Let's say te eat Cioccolato 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number da 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the precedente result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that da 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current anno (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If te haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming te were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week te eat o want Cioccolato (the number te specified in the first step).

8 pieces of Cioccolato a week, 35 years of age.

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The tunnels

posted by misscrazel

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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. te wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. te can tell me if te ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."