Application For Permission To data My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied da a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical segnala from your physician.
Name:
data of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Do te have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers o sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do te own o have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do te have an earring, nose ring, o belly button ring? ____
Do te have a tattoo? ____
If te have answered YES to #3, #4 o #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words o less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words o less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words o less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words o less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple te attend: ____________________________
How often do te attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" o "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do te want to be if te grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture o mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank te for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. te will be contacted in Scrivere if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied da a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical segnala from your physician.
Name:
data of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Do te have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers o sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do te own o have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do te have an earring, nose ring, o belly button ring? ____
Do te have a tattoo? ____
If te have answered YES to #3, #4 o #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words o less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words o less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words o less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words o less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple te attend: ____________________________
How often do te attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" o "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do te want to be if te grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture o mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank te for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. te will be contacted in Scrivere if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
te want to cry because te are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my consigli and crying will soon be a thing of the past:
1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your Friends every day. Do NOT stay home alone o te will feel depressed.
2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make te feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. te could even clean!
3-Spoil yourself. Have your preferito dessert, o go to a movie o a concerto with all your friends.
Remember, do not look at old foto of the two of te o stay home listening to Amore songs. te have to sposta on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.
consigli sent in da Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)