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One night, these kids were coming home from a party and there was a cemetery about one block away from home. One kid was telling the others about a local legend. If te go and stand on the grave for ten secondi and stab a coltello into it, a hand will grab te and pull te into the grave with the corpse. One girl was Ribelle - The Brave enough to do it for $20.00. She got a knife, walked to a grave, stood on it, and stabbed the coltello into it. Suddenly, her leg felt heavy and she tried to pick it up, but something was grabbing HER! She was yelling and crying for help, but her Friends thought she was kidding, so they just left. The successivo day, they found out that she had died, of fright. She thought that somebody was grabbing her, but the coltello she was using had pierced her pants and held her there.

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I've been lying in my room for hours now. It's 5:30 am and there's not much I can do. te know what the worst part of my situation is? I'm in the same room with my parents. They keep looking at me, and I can't help but not look back and try not to cry o scream.

Their eyes are focused on me and their mouths are wide open. There's a strong scent of blood and I feel so paralyzed with fear. Here's the thing. The secondo I make any hint that I'm not asleep anymore, I'm screwed. I'll die, and there's nobody around to save me. I've been trying to think of a way out, but the only idea I have is to rush for the door, run outside, and scream for help, hoping any neighbors hear me. It's risky, but if I stay here, I'll surely die.

He's waiting for me to wake up and see his masterpiece. You're probably wondering what's going on. I do get ahead of myself sometimes. About three hours fa I heard screaming from the other side of the house. I got up and went to check the noise before I realized I had to use the restroom.

Instead of doing the smart, noble thing and investigating, I used the bathroom first. I could have gotten myself killed right then for my stupid actions. But I actually did my business and took a peek outside the bathroom. There was blood on the carpet. As any other sane human would do, I bolted back to my room, hiding under my sheets like the scaredy I was. I tried to convince myself to go back to sleep, and that this was just some weird, vivid dream o something. But I heard my bedroom door creak open, and like the terrified child I was, I peeked out from under my blankets to see what was going on.

I could see something dragging my parents into the room, obviously dead. It was not human, I can tell te that much. It was hairless, with no eyes and no clothing. It walked like a caveman, with its back slouched as it dragged my dead parents. But this thing was smarter than any caveman.

It propped my father against the edge of the bed, and made him face me. It then sat my mother down in the chair and positioned her towards me as well. Then, it started rubbing it's hands along the walls, staining it with blood, drawing a cerchio with the devils pentagram in it. This thing had made what it would probably call a masterpiece.

To finish it off, it scrambled a message onto the bacheca that I could not read in the darkness. It then positioned itself under my bed, waiting to strike.

The scariest thing now is, my eyes have adjusted to the darkness, and since then, I can read the message on the wall. I don't want to look at, because it's terrifying to think about, but I feel I need to see before I'm killed.

I peek at the creatures masterpiece.

'I know you're awake.

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te know what? I'll just modifica this later because I seriously think I'm gonna have a Heartattack if I'll read another single story...I've read enough for tonight, and I mean it.
I get scared pretty easily, sometimes it's fun and sometimes it isn't, so yeah...I'll modifica this later...
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that te can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can data Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do te realize how crazy and gross a lot of fan are???? Here is a gross articolo about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached da “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an email to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new preferito song, just so te know. omg ;i wrote più in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, scoiattolo clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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21 Ways to Say I Amore You



1. Call her the successivo day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that te can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say te were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy orso and chicken la minestra, zuppa when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her fiori for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. baciare her in the middle...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have te ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would te ask such a domanda now? te don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when te were 35 years old and te really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give te a loan? Remember how one giorno the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no domande asked?"

"Oh, Betty, te did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for te te twit she was only after your money and could have dato a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can te guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell te about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair o putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The successivo chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" o "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He detto "I'd like to have one too." Then I detto "But this is a dog". He detto he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He detto I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can te believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how te respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what te want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee più than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My cuore skips a beat
When te walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with te until the end

I give my cuore and my soul to you
To make te see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant te see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what te want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope te are getting use to this mostra cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did te say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope te enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE te AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING te 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST stella, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T te EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO te BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF o I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the mostra earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying home and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING da TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go da car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
posted by trentgwenfan1
i Amore cereal yes i do

i Amore cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i Amore cerial yes i do i Amore cerial te better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if te can't have crealeal

do not steal

i Amore creal yes we do i Amore ceral te should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i Amore ccerale yes i do

i Amore crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some random songs te made up plz commet
1.where te keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid o nawt!!
3.Who te talk 2 on the phone
4.THat te are super jelous o other girls (or boys)
5.That te hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up te will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That te have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart te are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that te can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the home Depot is più saving and più doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are più than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post aggiornamenti if te want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy te do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for più hours and my Friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope te like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first articolo i put on here so plz commento , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know te amy not understand
but if te can
please understand
I see te underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would te say? take this away
If i told te how i feel, would it be real o is this all fake??

Chourus: your Amore is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the strada, via
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one successivo to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every anno people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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