I bet te can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started Canto so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then detto they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 anno old boy who drove the car in rebecca black o who eva she is's noise video. I can't even call it a Musica video it was so bad. Well I asked him how he could drive in the first place then he took off a mask and he was owen willson. I screamed and did a tummble dive out of the car and on to a cloud. Where a little thing with wings was going around screaming it's dabba labba ding dong! I don't know. Well then the nube, nuvola moved and I saw it really was bowser waiting for mario to pass by. When he saw his mistake he gave me a candey and pushed me off as I landed safely on Princess pesca, peach o princess toadstool. I don't know whitch it is anymore. who was shopping for a dagger. tough girl. she then through me on the ground and ran away screaming stranger danger! over and over. Down the road I saw mario so I told him about the bowser cloud. Bowser heard me and took awa my cand then hit me all the way back to my house where I told my mom the whole thing. She detto that could not have happened but then she took off a mask and she was OWEN WILLSON!!!!!!! I screamed then he detto "I'm not owen willson I'm.......... Justin Beber!" Then he took off another mask and he was JB. To witch I screamed louder and kicked him in the balls but he did not have any cause he really in a girl and I ran to mexico while JB was screaming BABY BABY OHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHH! Then he sumond the other bad singers in america! rebbeca black and willow smith!!!!!! with all their really really really really REALLY bad Canto my ears bleed and I died!
THE END!!!!!! :D
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did ya get all that?
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started Canto so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then detto they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 anno old boy who drove the car in rebecca black o who eva she is's noise video. I can't even call it a Musica video it was so bad. Well I asked him how he could drive in the first place then he took off a mask and he was owen willson. I screamed and did a tummble dive out of the car and on to a cloud. Where a little thing with wings was going around screaming it's dabba labba ding dong! I don't know. Well then the nube, nuvola moved and I saw it really was bowser waiting for mario to pass by. When he saw his mistake he gave me a candey and pushed me off as I landed safely on Princess pesca, peach o princess toadstool. I don't know whitch it is anymore. who was shopping for a dagger. tough girl. she then through me on the ground and ran away screaming stranger danger! over and over. Down the road I saw mario so I told him about the bowser cloud. Bowser heard me and took awa my cand then hit me all the way back to my house where I told my mom the whole thing. She detto that could not have happened but then she took off a mask and she was OWEN WILLSON!!!!!!! I screamed then he detto "I'm not owen willson I'm.......... Justin Beber!" Then he took off another mask and he was JB. To witch I screamed louder and kicked him in the balls but he did not have any cause he really in a girl and I ran to mexico while JB was screaming BABY BABY OHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHH! Then he sumond the other bad singers in america! rebbeca black and willow smith!!!!!! with all their really really really really REALLY bad Canto my ears bleed and I died!
THE END!!!!!! :D
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did ya get all that?
North, where the fires burn...
West, where the trio beckons...
East, home for the spirits...
South, for freezing waters...
If te say this at the superiore, in alto of a blurb for a book, would te be interested enough to read on and then perhaps BUY the book?
I'm just wondering, coz I made this up and I thought it sounded cool, in a bookish way.
Also, what do they make te think of?
What I mean is, if te only read this, what would te think the book was about?
Ignore my paragraphing, I know it isn't good.
West, where the trio beckons...
East, home for the spirits...
South, for freezing waters...
If te say this at the superiore, in alto of a blurb for a book, would te be interested enough to read on and then perhaps BUY the book?
I'm just wondering, coz I made this up and I thought it sounded cool, in a bookish way.
Also, what do they make te think of?
What I mean is, if te only read this, what would te think the book was about?
Ignore my paragraphing, I know it isn't good.
