1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that te have to go to the bathroom, and that te think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are te doing okay in there?". To make it even più annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When te are finished in the bathroom, come out with a sigh of relief and be sure to tell them all about your time in the bathroom. (Even if they would rather te didn't).
2. Sing along to everything. Especially the annoying o little-kid songs. If they are listening to their iPod, help yourself to one of their headphones and start Canto along to the song (if you're tone deaf this works really well). Remember, te don't have to even know the words to the song, just make them up as te go along – the dumber your lyrics the better! And, for bonus points, if te are watching TV, sing along with all of the commercial jingles. te could also sing something over and over to the point where no one can stand it anymore.
3. Hug random people. Just spontaneously run up to a person and give them a hug and tell them that te are so glad to see them and that they are your best friend ever. And after that, right in front of them, do the same thing to some other person.
4. Ask private questions. te can either ask a ton of these to one person, o spread it around. If te are going to do this to any random person, do things like ask a man if he has ever had an abortion o is pregnant, o ask a 13 anno old if they have ever been to rehab, had a drug intervention, o if they are wasted/drunk.
5. Laugh for no reason and at random times. Don't explain yourself either when someone asks te why te are laughing. Just shrug it off and start laughing at something else. Alternatively, Make up inside jokes that only te know and don't share them with anyone. When someone asks te why it's so funny, just tell them that it's an inside joke.
6. Make animal sounds. People can get really annoyed if te sneak up behind them and say "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!". If someone is yelling at te o scolding you, make a questioning "baaahh?" o "rrribbitt?" sound.
7. Ask someone "why?" and then when they explain keep punctuating every explanation with a "why?" question.
8. Make prank phone calls. Call your Friends during class to "see if their phones were off like they were supposed to be". Call random numbers in the phone book and ask them if they would like to share a turkey sandwich, and don't worry, there's no mustard. The old refrigerator running call is a definite option too, because it's the most annoying in the book! Call one place and then hang up, and keep calling like that. They will be driven insane da the non-stop ringing.
9. Speak all in acronyms. Instead of actually laughing, just say "LOL!" Instead of recitazione surprised, just say "OMG!".
10. Be sarcastic about everything, to the point that people have absolutely no idea what te are trying to say.
11. Quote an annoying saying o make one up and keep using it like it's an explanation for everything.
12. Talk about feelings. Always start the conversation with 'I feel' this and 'you hurt my feelings' that and don't stop. It will drive people crazy. It also helps if te get out an acoustic chitarra and talk about how everything hurts your feelings. Also, every time someone says something, reply with, "Oh, I see. And how do te think that makes me feel?" Also, complain non-stop. No one wants to be around a whiner.
13. Act very full of yourself and like the entire world should revolve around your fingernails.
14. Make annoying sounds. Tap your fingers constantly on the table, o tap your foot over and over again.
15. Have really pointless and loud conversations on your mobile phone on the bus/train. This never fails to be annoying.
16. Shuffle around constantly. Act as if te can't keep still.
17. Make some kind of a repeated movement in someone's eye line.
18. Gawk at something non-existent on the superiore, in alto of someone's head. When you're having a normal conversation with someone, suddenly open your mouth slightly and stare at a point just over their head o right on superiore, in alto of their head. If they touch their head nervously and ask "what?" just stifle pretend laughter and shake your head and return to the conversation. To make it even più annoying, keep doing it throughout the giorno at inappropriate times.
19. Eat weird things constantly. Good things for this are sprinkles, ketchup, soy nuts, and ice. o put something weird on everything te eat.
20. Eat really loudly. Forget your tavolo manners.
21. Stare at people. This freaks a lot of people out.
22. Tell people, IN ENGLISH, that te do not speak English, and te are learning from a tutor. This works even better if te use really long o rarely used words. The kind of words that only people fluent in English would use.
23. Chew gum constantly, as loud as te can, and with your mouth open.
24. Learn a different language (uncommon languages work best) and ramble at random people in that language. A highly recommended language is Klingon, as very few people know about it and it sounds alien.
25. Watch old movies. Some old Film are annoying enough da just being on the shelves of the nearest Block Buster, but what if te took the old movie annoying factor to a whole new level? te can watch dozens of them and give reviews and say things like ,"The only part I didn't like was that Johnny and Bethany didn't baciare until the end" o "The musical numbers were GARBAGE" even if there weren't any. After Scrivere your reviews, try and memorize them and tell everyone te know. te can also invite all your Friends over and insist they stay up with te all night to watch the "I Amore Lucy" series collection.
26. Sit on a bench in a park with a friend and make commenti about people (loudly so that they can hear you) that is the complete OPPOSITE of what they are actually like, e.g. if a really fat person walks past, yell "OH MY GOSH, THERE'S JUST NO NEED FOR BEING THAT SKINNY."
27. When someone asks te anything, reply "sure, te want fries with that?".
28. Sing random songs at random times. for example: start Canto Jingle Bells during a car trip. This is very annoying and will annoy anyone.
29. If your friend is on a date, call him/her every 2 minuti to ask what's going on. Make them go into an extremely detailed descrizione of what their data is wearing, down to if the zipper on his/her giacca is made of metal o plastic. If they turn off their phone, leave a zillion messages each with one question. If te can, call the person your friend is dating and ask to speak to your friend.
30. Refuse to go to letto unless the cat o whatever pet te have reads te a bedtime story.
31. Offer someone something. If they say yes and reach for it, yell "NO, THOSE ARE MINE!"
32. Contradict yourself constantly and act like it's the other person's fault for not understanding you. for example : "Everyone knows that secret" "If it's a secret than how come everybody knows it?" "No one knows it" "Then how do te know it?" "Everybody does" Keep doing this infinitely.
33. Pick a few random fairly common words. Whenever someone says them. Inform that person that they have mispronounced that word and tell them the "correct" pronunciation. Never do this if the actually mispronounce a word.
34. Ask people what gender they are.
35. Tell this joke to the same person everyday. Here goes. te say," How many fingers do I have?" The they will say, "how many?" o "10." Then te say," I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!" And laugh and cough. Again, tell this joke to the same person everyday. Then, after a week, change the target.
Warnings
In most cases, this will not encourage other people to enjoy your company. te could lose all your Friends if te annoy them. Don't be annoying to your Friends too much, they will not be your Friends anymore if te do so.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? te know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let te go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are te enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling te how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? te know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let te go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are te enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling te how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
… So YIIK is a game
Okay, so a lot of you, o hell, all of te are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are te doing this time?” All two of te that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a anno fa on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Okay, so a lot of you, o hell, all of te are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are te doing this time?” All two of te that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a anno fa on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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