“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons
te found out te hate someone. No, not just hate. te FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, te wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then te be like "omgomgomg" and then te get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing te can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But te Amore Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, o maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... da SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, te need a good Spoon...like a big la minestra, zuppa Spoon. 2) Find the person te hate / o someone that te want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure te take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether te hate that someone o not. But te do hate them. That's why te are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do te own a kitten?
* Do te like honey?
* How far away are te from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do te have a family?
* Why don't te have a family?
Of course, none of these domande actually matter, only whether te hate that someone o not. But te do hate them. That's why te are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
te need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on o just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). te need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating o taking a bath o something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
~ Serial Killer on spoons
te found out te hate someone. No, not just hate. te FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, te wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then te be like "omgomgomg" and then te get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing te can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But te Amore Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, o maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... da SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, te need a good Spoon...like a big la minestra, zuppa Spoon. 2) Find the person te hate / o someone that te want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure te take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether te hate that someone o not. But te do hate them. That's why te are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do te own a kitten?
* Do te like honey?
* How far away are te from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do te have a family?
* Why don't te have a family?
Of course, none of these domande actually matter, only whether te hate that someone o not. But te do hate them. That's why te are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
te need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on o just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). te need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating o taking a bath o something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu fungo desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did te ever see a desu, baciare a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu fungo desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did te ever see a desu, baciare a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
![Maybe if te type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese. Maybe if te type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.](http://images5.fanpop.com/image/articles/138000/random_138663_1.jpg?cache=1324613408)
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Hey, I Was Watching That New mostra Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia articolo About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old Musica prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia articolo about Victorious:
"The mostra follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, te Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia articolo About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old Musica prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia articolo about Victorious:
"The mostra follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, te Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!