These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely Amore my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place te can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do te think te are messing with? Don't te know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even più glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% o more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.
Among many others.
te know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan Amore is that I wrote a whole articolo dedicated to it.
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place te can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do te think te are messing with? Don't te know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even più glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% o more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.
Among many others.
te know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan Amore is that I wrote a whole articolo dedicated to it.
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu fungo desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did te ever see a desu, baciare a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu fungo desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did te ever see a desu, baciare a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
