Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a pallacanestro, basket net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE ha rubato, stola MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE Naruto FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out o is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt: (im seriously freaking out ._. )

Yuki/Midna: (Ty.)

Soda: (fun fun fun fun)

Egypt: JKSHDJSAHD

Egypt: te SAUCED MY SAUCE!

Soda: te BLEW MY WHISTLE!

Egypt: te MURDERED SASUKE! te ha rubato, stola MY BAG OF WEED te CRACKERFAiRY!

Soda: te ha rubato, stola THE WEEDS FROM MY GARDEN

Haka~: O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O__O_O_O_O?_O_O_O

Egypt: SHE MURDERED YOUR COWORKER!

Soda: ONLY I CAN WEED MY GARDEN >: (

Egypt: ha rubato, stola THE BEST PHONES!

Egypt: AND SHE SAUCED iT!

Soda: NO! SHE DID NOT SAUCE IT!

Soda: (Haka I'm mocking her.)

Egypt: YES SHE DiD LOOK AT THE GROUND!

Haka~: (Stop mocking her -.-)

Egypt: (-_-" That wont help....)

Egypt: SODA ha rubato, stola MY BEG OF WEED

Soda: (It's stil;l fun :))

Yuki/Midna: At least I haven't been pulled into this.

Egypt: (im 10% my normal self and the 90% im freaking out... -.- i still have sense to be pissed...)

Egypt: MiDNA WAS A FREAKiNG CAR WRECKER!

Egypt: SHE ROBBED ME

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Egypt: SHE HELPED HAKA STEAL MY LOAN BECAUSE SHE WANTED MY HUSBAND

Soda: SHE FOAMED MY BEER

Egypt: SHE KiLLED MY JUiCE!

Soda: SHE FLATTENED MY SODEY POP

Egypt: i RAPED MY DOG

Egypt: XD

Soda: She JUICED MY ORANGE

Haka: o-o Uhhhhhhhhh..............?........................?...........

Soda: SHE SAT IN MY FRICKEN CHAIR!

Egypt: SHE JUiCED MY DOG

Egypt: SHE ATE SODA

Egypt: SHE STABBED AN EYEBALL! SHE'S A MURDERER!!! WHO RAPED MY CAT AND HAD BABiES!

Yuki/Midna: I don't want your husband ;-;

Soda: SHE DYED MY HAIR

Egypt: SHE DYED iT ORANGE

Haka: o_o

Egypt: SHE THEN RAPED HAKA'S BF

Soda: SHE OPENED MY CAN

Soda: SHE OPENED MY CAN

Soda: SHE OPENED MY CAN

Soda: SHE SMASHED MY JAR

Soda: SHE TUSKED MY WALRUS

Egypt: THEN DANCED ON SAMURAi'S GRAVE (Dont ask o.e )

Haka: I dont have a bf XD

Soda: SHE SMELLED MY FLOWERS

Haka: And O_o

Egypt: SHE ATE TUSKS

Soda: SHE BREATHED MY AIR

Egypt: SHE RAPED SAMURAi WHEN HE WAS PREGNANT

Soda: SHE SWEEPED MY FLOOR

Egypt: SHE ATE LiME

Egypt: SHE ATE HAKA

Egypt: HAKA RAPED HAKA

Soda: SHE FRICKEN MOPPED IT TOO

Haka: O_O

Egypt: AFTER THAT SHE ATE SUGAR MiCE AND BARFED UP A KiTEEN!

Soda: SHE HOOKED UP MY CABLE BOX

Yuki/Midna: LMAO

Egypt: *KiTTEN

Egypt: SHE DRANK MiDNA

Egypt: AND RAPED WATER BOTTLES

Soda: SHE UNPLUGGED MY WIRELESS ROUTER SO I WAS WITHOUT INTERNET FOR 30 SECONDS

Haka: Samurai was pregnant?? XD lol *looks at caramae* Im guessing its her kid XD

Egypt: SHE SHOOT SOMEBODY!

Soda: SHE DIMMED MY DIMMER SWITCH

Egypt: SAMURAi CHEATED ON HER!

Soda: SHE LOWERED MY WATER PRESSURE

Soda: SHE LAUNDERED MY LAUNDRY

Egypt: SAMURAi MARRiED HAKA! ._.

Soda: SHE SOUPED IN MY SOUP

Egypt: SHE DANCED THE NiGHT AWAY iN YOUR BED

Egypt: SHE ATE THE SOUP

Haka: O_O Whoa! What?????! O_O

Egypt: SHE RAPED HER DOG

Egypt: HE RAPED HAKA

Egypt: SAMURAi MARRiED iSAAC

Yuki/Midna: If he marries Haka I'mma be pissed off

Haka: O_o

Soda: She SAUSAGED MY SAUSAGE (Don't take that the wrong way ^^')

Yuki/Midna: (XD)

Egypt: GOOD

Yuki/Midna: *Dies of laughter*

Soda: SHE FLUSHED MY TOILET

Egypt: -Hits midna with my hatchet- te MUTHERCRACKER DONT ROB ME!

Haka: Omfg i cant stop laughing XD

Egypt: -Shakes midna- CRACKERS

Soda: SHE SUNK MY SINK >: (

Yuki/Midna: Ikr?

Egypt: HAKA iS A CRACKER!

Yuki/Midna: Wha?

Haka: YAY!

Soda: SHE CRACKED MY CRACKER

Egypt: SO iS MiDNA WHO ROBBED MY HUSBAND DUDE

Soda: SHE CHIPPED MY CHIP

Egypt: SHE ROBBED HER BABY

Haka: O_O

Egypt: MiDNA CHEATED ON SAMURAi AND DATED ASH!

Soda: SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY!

Yuki/Midna: o.o

Egypt: HiS NAME WAS ASHSUCKSROXAS XD

Haka: O_O_O

Soda: SHE CONDOMED A CONDOM

Yuki/Midna: As in, Isaac? o.o

Egypt: MiDNA THEN MARRiED HAKA!

Egypt: WHO RAN AWAY TO A FARM

Soda: SHE MADE MY LAPTOP BATTERY CRITICAL!

Haka: How do te condom a condom ? O_o

Egypt: OF CHiCKENS

Soda: SHE HID THE CHARGER!

Egypt: SHE GOT OWNED

Soda: (You put a condom inside a condom.)

Haka: ( Oh XD )

Soda: SHE READ MY OWNERS MANUAL

Egypt: SHE USED A CONDOM WiTH SAMURAi!!! -Looks at haka-

Soda: SHE INTERNETTED MY INTERNET

Egypt: SHE ha rubato, stola MY CAKE AND RAPED iT

Haka: O_O I DID WHAT?!

Soda: SHE RUBBERMAIDED MY RUBBERMAID

Egypt: SHE RAPED SAMURAi AND MURDERED MiDNA

Soda: SHE TELEVISIONED MY TELEVISION

Yuki/Midna: OMFG! HAKA! XDXDXD JK

Egypt: (My mind feels strange -_-" XD )

Egypt: HAKA RAPED MiDNA!

Soda: SHE POKED THE HOLE OUT OF MY DONUT!!

Haka: DX

Yuki/Midna: XD

Egypt: SHE RAPED DOUGHNUTS AND CAKES

Soda: NOW IT FEELS EMPTY INSIDe

Egypt: AND SHE THEN ATTACKED THE COPS

Soda: SHE CHARGED MY CHARGER

Haka: ( SODA! te MADE MY BATTERY CRITTICAL!! Litterally O_o)

Soda: SHE CARREd MY CAR

Egypt: SHE RAPED MY HOUSE

Yuki/Midna: Whoo!

Yuki/Midna: O.O

Egypt: SHE ha rubato, stola MY BABY!

Soda: SHE HOUSED MY HOUSE

Haka: O_O

Soda: SHE APARTMENTED MY APARTMENT

Egypt: SHE RAPED THE RAPE FROM A HOBO

Egypt: SHE ha rubato, stola MY STOLE

Soda: SHE OBAMAD OBAMA

Soda: SHE CONDITIONED MY AIR

Egypt: SHE MURDERED SAMURAi

Egypt: SHE ATE CONDOMS

Soda: SHE HEATED MY WATER

Soda: SHE CORNED MY CORN

Egypt: SHE RAPED MY CORN

Soda: SHE WATERED MY WATER

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Yuki/Midna: te guys... XD XD XD XD

Egypt: HAKA RAPED MY DOG AND HAD BABiES

Soda: SHE SINKED MY SINK

Haka: o.o

Egypt: MiDNA ATE MY DOG

Soda: SHE DOGGED MY DOG!! superiore, in alto THAT!

Yuki/Midna: Did it taste like chicken?

Egypt: SHE FLEW MY HOUSE

Soda: SHE KIDDED MY KID

Yuki/Midna: ROFLMAO!

Egypt: SHE RAPED A BABY

Soda: SHE COOKIED MY COOKIE