100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: mela, apple pie... o Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon! fabulouse!
81: 9x9!
80: Cha cha cha che che che check check checkPOINT
79: WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA B A tostapane I WANNA crostini, pane tostato pane I WANNA crostini, pane tostato BAGELS!
78: YO MAMA
77: Knock knock
76: whos there?
75: Impatient cow
74: Impatient cow-
73: MOO!
72: WTF? i dnt evn get to finish my sentence te B1TCH
71: te would not believe your eyes
70: I'd like to make myself believe... that checkpoints sposta slowly!
69: Im too sexy for my shirt
68:Too sexy for my shirt
67: Oh and it hurts!
66: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
65: te OTHA BROTHAS CNT DENY!
64: WHEN I GIRL WALKS UP WITH THE ITTY BITTY WASTE
63: AND THE BIG THING IN YOUR FACE!
62: te GET SPRUNG!
61: wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... wait for-
60CHECKPOINT!
59: This
58: is
57: retarded
56:yeah
55:fifty FIVE skkip a few
50:
YEAH BUDDY
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: mela, apple pie... o Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon! fabulouse!
81: 9x9!
80: Cha cha cha che che che check check checkPOINT
79: WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA B A tostapane I WANNA crostini, pane tostato pane I WANNA crostini, pane tostato BAGELS!
78: YO MAMA
77: Knock knock
76: whos there?
75: Impatient cow
74: Impatient cow-
73: MOO!
72: WTF? i dnt evn get to finish my sentence te B1TCH
71: te would not believe your eyes
70: I'd like to make myself believe... that checkpoints sposta slowly!
69: Im too sexy for my shirt
68:Too sexy for my shirt
67: Oh and it hurts!
66: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
65: te OTHA BROTHAS CNT DENY!
64: WHEN I GIRL WALKS UP WITH THE ITTY BITTY WASTE
63: AND THE BIG THING IN YOUR FACE!
62: te GET SPRUNG!
61: wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... wait for-
60CHECKPOINT!
59: This
58: is
57: retarded
56:yeah
55:fifty FIVE skkip a few
50:
YEAH BUDDY
1- beat your sister below.
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room bacheca with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish successivo to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait più I'll write more
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room bacheca with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish successivo to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait più I'll write more
A wife arrived home and found her husband in letto with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! te aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fuoco to the shed. te do whatever te have to do!"
