Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.
If te consider it a sport to gather your Cibo da drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all giorno hoping that the Cibo will swim by, te might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each anno because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, te might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, te might live in Michigan .
If te instinctively walk like a pinguino for five months out of the year, te might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers te assistance, and they don't work there, te might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, te might live in Michigan ..
If te have worn shorts and a cappotto at the same time, te might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, te might live in Michigan .
If te have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, te might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - te know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. te measure distance in hours.
3. te know several people who have hit a deer più than once.
4. te often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. te can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. te see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. te install security lights on your house and box auto, garage and leave both unlocked.
8. te carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. te design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. te know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. te can identify a southern o eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer successivo to your blue spruce.
14. te were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to te means Ohio .
16. A brat is something te eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. te go out to a pesce fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. te have più miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. te find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. te drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells te to drink Vernors and te know it's not medicine.
24. te can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. te know what a Yooper is.
26. te think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. te know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. te know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. te understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of te that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), te have no idea how true these are.
If te consider it a sport to gather your Cibo da drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all giorno hoping that the Cibo will swim by, te might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each anno because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, te might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, te might live in Michigan .
If te instinctively walk like a pinguino for five months out of the year, te might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers te assistance, and they don't work there, te might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, te might live in Michigan ..
If te have worn shorts and a cappotto at the same time, te might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, te might live in Michigan .
If te have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, te might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - te know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. te measure distance in hours.
3. te know several people who have hit a deer più than once.
4. te often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. te can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. te see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. te install security lights on your house and box auto, garage and leave both unlocked.
8. te carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. te design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. te know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. te can identify a southern o eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer successivo to your blue spruce.
14. te were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to te means Ohio .
16. A brat is something te eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. te go out to a pesce fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. te have più miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. te find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. te drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells te to drink Vernors and te know it's not medicine.
24. te can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. te know what a Yooper is.
26. te think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. te know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. te know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. te understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of te that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), te have no idea how true these are.
