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Taylor's POV:
The successivo night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If te step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!
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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If te can read English, te can cook. For Instance. Basic pane stuffing, melt one third cup of burro in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick burro on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How te guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't te wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = te got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new chitarra student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
pane IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on pane indicates that

1. più than 98 percent of convicted felons are pane users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all pane was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. più than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO te did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? baciare your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told te not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a secondo ago. well tell me what te think!I am planing on making più short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
posted by montgomeryraina
got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the superiore, in alto of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantasy Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for dibattito team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while Leggere this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where te could be turned down from a job because te were black and your employer was a white man, a world where te can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which te cannot marry the Amore of your life because te two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is detto to be a free country, one with civility. te would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school o any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The popcorn ball

12. A Canto pallacanestro, basket (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
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Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a più suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if te can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did te hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers te can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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posted by blossomyumyum
te held it all in
I should’ve put the fuoco out
te were in pain and it’s all my fault

The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
te bled but no one heard
te were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault

So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what te wanted it to be

te were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
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te guys having a good time?






I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one più week probably xD

The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minuti to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Lost my temper but things went great :)

I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi Hatake now lol xD jk I dont.


Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^






Have some of my breathtaking Fotografia shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icona contest when I have free time soon.
 Don't ask!! just accept it XD
Don't ask!! just accept it XD
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Rain 😎
 Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain superiore, in alto XD
Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain top XD
 Proud to be a photographer^^
Proud to be a photographer^^
 Amazing clouds.
Amazing clouds.
 My coffee relaxing on a albero XD
My coffee relaxing on a tree XD
 New look XD
New look XD